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    DF got a reaction from Bozak2018 in DF: longest troll presence in internet history?   
    Son, we live in a world that has internet forums, and those forums have to be posted on by men with a sense of humor. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Jadidi, and you curse the Anti-Heroes. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Jadidi's loss, while tragic, probably saved this forum. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved this forum. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this forum, you need me on this forum. We use words like pinfall, stalling, self-slam. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the threads in this very forum that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a sense of humor, and make a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    DF got a reaction from mostTD in DF: longest troll presence in internet history?   
    Son, we live in a world that has internet forums, and those forums have to be posted on by men with a sense of humor. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Jadidi, and you curse the Anti-Heroes. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Jadidi's loss, while tragic, probably saved this forum. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved this forum. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this forum, you need me on this forum. We use words like pinfall, stalling, self-slam. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the threads in this very forum that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a sense of humor, and make a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    DF got a reaction from jross in DF: longest troll presence in internet history?   
    Son, we live in a world that has internet forums, and those forums have to be posted on by men with a sense of humor. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Jadidi, and you curse the Anti-Heroes. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Jadidi's loss, while tragic, probably saved this forum. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved this forum. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this forum, you need me on this forum. We use words like pinfall, stalling, self-slam. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the threads in this very forum that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a sense of humor, and make a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    DF got a reaction from southend in $500,000 to erase all your memories of wrestling   
    I don't need fans, just like I don't need friends. I have money.
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    DF got a reaction from steamboat_charlie v2 in My Journey to 2nd Place   
    My opponent sprinted back to the center of mat to roars of approval from the crowd. Meanwhile I remained perched on the edge of the mat, adjusting my headgear, pulling at my knee pads, anything to buy some time. The crowd wasn't fooled, and neither was the ref. "We got caution stalling on Green!", the ref screamed as he clenched his hand into a fist and shot it high in the sky.
     
    "It's over Johnny. Get him a body bag, yeah!" came screeching from my opponent's corner.
     

     
    I looked to my corner for some support. There was none to be found. For some reason that angered me. That anger was intensified to fierce rage when my opponent kept trying to turn me from top. The audacity. I was the #1 ranked wrestler in the state. This guy didn't even register on the radar, and here he was trying to go for the pin like it was amateur hour.
     
    I watched the ref toss the disk to start the second period. It bounced on the mat, rolled around in a circle for a few loops...and..."Green your choice!" bellowed the man in the stripes.
     
    I'd had enough of this. I pointed to my opponent then pointed down to the mat. "Green takes top!"
     
    My opponent exploded off the whistle. I brought him back down to reality. He tried a slick gramby, but I rolled with him. Now I was truly pissed. Seriously, a gramby against the #1 ranked wrestler in your state?
     
    I threw in the boots and began stretching him out. Hipped in hard and over he went. The ref started counting. "3 nearfall Green!"
     
    Tilted him like a pinball machine. A few 3 nearfall here, some 2 nearfall there...over and over again. Tech'ed him up before the period was over. The crowd grew silent. I mocked their silence by cupping my hand behind my ear, Hulk Hogan style.
     
    "That's 1 team point against Green!" screamed the ref.
     
    Like I cared. I don't wrestle for no team, I wrestle for me.
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    DF got a reaction from TheOhioState in Jadidia   
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    DF got a reaction from TheOhioState in Jadidia   
    Jadidia, you're always backing up now
    Running out of some stamina
    You gotta get the rest break somehow
    I think you've got to slow the match down
    Before you start to lose it
    I think your headed for a takedown
    So be careful to sprawl it

    You really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat said?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia
     
    Jadidia...don't you think you're stallin'?
    If everybody likes you
    Why isn't anybody cheerin'?
    You don't have to answer
    Keep wrestlin' them on the out of bounds line
    oh-oh-oh, calling Jadidia
     
    Jadidia (Jadidia)
    I think they got your number (Jadidia)
    I think MedicineMan's the alias (Jadidia)
    That you've been living under (Jadidia)
     
    But you really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat memed?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia

    A-ha, a-ha, Jadidia
    How's overtime gonna go down?
    Will you wrestle til the end of time
    Or will you raise your hand on the rebound?
    Will you lose the match for the money
    Take a jobber in the Atlanta afternoon?
    Feel your grip slipping away
    Don't believe Angle's turning that corner soon

    And you really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat said?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia...
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    DF got a reaction from olddirty in Jadidia   
    Jadidia, you're always backing up now
    Running out of some stamina
    You gotta get the rest break somehow
    I think you've got to slow the match down
    Before you start to lose it
    I think your headed for a takedown
    So be careful to sprawl it

    You really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat said?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia
     
    Jadidia...don't you think you're stallin'?
    If everybody likes you
    Why isn't anybody cheerin'?
    You don't have to answer
    Keep wrestlin' them on the out of bounds line
    oh-oh-oh, calling Jadidia
     
    Jadidia (Jadidia)
    I think they got your number (Jadidia)
    I think MedicineMan's the alias (Jadidia)
    That you've been living under (Jadidia)
     
    But you really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat memed?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia

    A-ha, a-ha, Jadidia
    How's overtime gonna go down?
    Will you wrestle til the end of time
    Or will you raise your hand on the rebound?
    Will you lose the match for the money
    Take a jobber in the Atlanta afternoon?
    Feel your grip slipping away
    Don't believe Angle's turning that corner soon

    And you really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat said?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia...
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    DF got a reaction from Idaho in Jadidia   
    Jadidia, you're always backing up now
    Running out of some stamina
    You gotta get the rest break somehow
    I think you've got to slow the match down
    Before you start to lose it
    I think your headed for a takedown
    So be careful to sprawl it

    You really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat said?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia
     
    Jadidia...don't you think you're stallin'?
    If everybody likes you
    Why isn't anybody cheerin'?
    You don't have to answer
    Keep wrestlin' them on the out of bounds line
    oh-oh-oh, calling Jadidia
     
    Jadidia (Jadidia)
    I think they got your number (Jadidia)
    I think MedicineMan's the alias (Jadidia)
    That you've been living under (Jadidia)
     
    But you really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat memed?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia

    A-ha, a-ha, Jadidia
    How's overtime gonna go down?
    Will you wrestle til the end of time
    Or will you raise your hand on the rebound?
    Will you lose the match for the money
    Take a jobber in the Atlanta afternoon?
    Feel your grip slipping away
    Don't believe Angle's turning that corner soon

    And you really don't remember
    Was it something TheMat said?
    All the voices booing in your head
    Calling Jadidia...
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    DF got a reaction from Willis in Jadidi's speech leaves members of Iranian wrestling committee confused and bewildered   
    Can one of our Iranian fans please translate what's going on?
    What's up with that chart that Jadidi shows?
    Coach Khadem and the rest of the committee looking completely bewildered
     
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BdDLxcGhman/?hl=en&tagged=abbasjadidi
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    DF got a reaction from Medicine_Man in Rare footage of Jadidi and Jean Claude before the infamous '96 match (*vid*)   
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYRiaUZQFQQ
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    DF got a reaction from Medicine_Man in Heavyweight match starter pack   
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    DF got a reaction from GockeS in Heavyweight match starter pack   
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    DF got a reaction from gimpeltf in Heavyweight match starter pack   
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    DF got a reaction from headache in Heavyweight match starter pack   
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    DF got a reaction from Doc_Hfuhruhurr in Heavyweight match starter pack   
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    DF got a reaction from TobusRex in Heavyweight match starter pack   
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    DF got a reaction from Cletus_Tucker in How Good are Women   
    Sparring session between novice male wrestler vs. current female world champion:  https://imgur.com/gallery/VG0lZP3
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    DF got a reaction from russelscout in The Wrestling Mom starter pack   
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    DF got a reaction from Yellow_Medal in How good are men?   
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    DF got a reaction from southend in How good are men?   
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    DF got a reaction from cjc007 in Old school vid of US team in Iran (Melvin Douglas)(Jadidi too)   
    What's going on at 1:08-1:20?
     
     

     
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    DF got a reaction from HurricaneWrestling in Push-back against the 3pt TD?   
    Takedowns should be scored on artistic merit, a la gymnastics and figure skating.
     
    Heroic takedown on the edge of the mat as antiheroic opponent tries to flee the mat to avoid the takedown: 10 points
     
    Heavyweight slowly spins around his opponent during a sprawl for a takedown because his opponent was exhausted and just gave up: 0 points
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    DF got a reaction from Ching in Push-back against the 3pt TD?   
    Takedowns should be scored on artistic merit, a la gymnastics and figure skating.
     
    Heroic takedown on the edge of the mat as antiheroic opponent tries to flee the mat to avoid the takedown: 10 points
     
    Heavyweight slowly spins around his opponent during a sprawl for a takedown because his opponent was exhausted and just gave up: 0 points
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