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  1. Hombres down to the Gabes with some of the Hawks in the Know pored some truth serum down them gents bar bill come close to 300 but gents you all know thats chump change to the Voice of Wrestling tore down weights and talked PSU and injuries and Desantos MCL tear and all and lamenting on better times when the worlds gratest coach of the worlds oldest and gratest sport was running the show its been a decade gents since Iowa won a title and this was to be the year but hombres turns out its a team race and Kales got the horses and right now the best case rundown and vote was there aint much to separate them teams following friends is the brakedown we come up to a tie its a coin toss gents wanting to hear your take. IOWA Name Place Pts 125 Lee 1 25 133 DeSanto 5 14 141 Murin 8 5 149 Lugo 5 9 157 Young 6 9 165 Marianelli 3 14 174 Kimmer 3 14 184 Assad DNP 2 197 Warner 6 6 HVW Cass 4 13 111 PENN STATE 125 Meredith DNP 0 133 RBY 3 16 141 Lee 1 22 149 Verkleeren 8 5 157 Pipher DNP 0 165 Joseph 1 22 174 Hall 1 22 184 Brooks 3 14 197 Rasheed 8 5 HVW Nevills 8 5 111
  2. Hombres want to get all of you whats schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport and talk about Midlands crumbling and what to do about it now all of you what knows about wrestling knows the Voice of Wrestlings reel tight with all of the ADs out there like Alvarez called me about Davis and I told him Davis had pissed his last drop and recommended Bono and McBono and lo and behold there he he got hisself a wrestling program. Now gents the Midlands has Timmy Cy running it and his brother what sells them worthless tshirts come out of the washer all shrunk up cheapest Chinese **** I ever saw Timmy Cy parades around wears a blazer what Gable bought him 30 years ago when he got the Northwestern job about 4 sizes to big Timmy Cy dont get the big teams nor the big talent nor the post grads dont hustle face it hombres the whole entire tourney sucks you cant polish a turd time to get a little outraged give a call to my close personal friend Jim Phillips hes the AD there to Northwestern 847-491-3205 Ill bend his hear when I get there personal like go out and hoist a few but gents he starts hearing the noise hes going to listen get the Midlands back there to historic Welsh Ryan Arena and get somebody with a heartbeat there to be in charge and get some tshirts what is worth the $25 theys charging hombres. Amigos down to Dallas at the Senior Nattys run into my old close personal friend KJ bought him a steak dinner down to Del Friscos Mudflap dont eat that cheap concession stand **** KJs more bitter than my ex old ladies about Pollerd and ISU kept my trap shut about my role in that personal adjustment me and Pollerds tight KJ needed to move on in the worst way and Dresser was the answer now Pollerds got hisself a whole entire new team KMF is all about improving the coaching of the worlds oldest and gratest sport and on account of that played a big role in some of the coaching changes the last few years Goldman Davis Mccoy KJ among some of the gents now selling insurance or used cars or reel estate look at the upgrades hombres any of you gents say thems not good moves Ill call you a liar. Now gents took the stabbin cabin north to Branson from Dallas spent Christmas with the hands there to Dolly Partons but gents down to Dallas got myself a painted lady for the weekend reel clean cut gents if you know what I mean and you do know what I mean but hombres got myself a case of bullhead clap first them blisters and then green and yellow shankers and a long way aways from my regular Doc down to Columbus Jctn any of you gents know some temp remedies or something help me get by the old school gents said soak it in a tumbler of Jack Daniels but somethings gotta work anyways me and the hands pulling out Midlands bound gents they sell libations there to the arena look me up well hoist a few and happy christmas one and all.
  3. Hombres firing up the stabbin cabin getting the hands together opened her up gents aired her out had one of the hands in there with a bucket of Liceall swamping her down after the football season festivities got her gassed up heading down to Dallas sure the roofing crew will be cramped up sleeping in there gents but the Voice of Wrestling goes first class got myself a room there to the Intercontinental reel 5 star been a good year rolling in dough some of you gents out there scratching a poor mans ass staying in dumps eating that **** they serve there to the concession stands pinching your pennies listening to your old ladies *****ing at you consider the fortune and glory of the world of roofing $20 bucks an hour all the hours you can handle roadside joints barley sodas painted ladies best of all no old lady ragging you and running you down and spending all your hard earned cash. Now to get to the main point here hombres Tommies playing reel coy about Spencer Lee but what he aint saying is he cut a dealio with Lee and if he finished top 5 down to Dallas thats the end of wrestling in the black and gold for this year and its Cashman thats why he threw Cashman out there to Princeton gents get a look see against some D1 competition and let Lee get all schooled up on freestyle and all that. Now friends you all know I brake all the big ones and I broke this one last year and rubbed Tommies fur the wrong way but the Voice of Wrestling dont steer you wrong going to be down to Dallas look me up Im reel hard to miss legendary hair style then on to Midlands same cast of characters hombres look me up so what we can share some fellowship and libations and chase some tail and bang some beaver and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport you guys are like a reel family to me.
  4. Friends Free Nelson Brands tare them shackles from his legs and get him hes got the eye of the tiger reel competitor living the life reel hungry bad hombre as our Beloved President might say gives 110 percent any of you gents watched Wilkie get turned out by Johnny Sebastian got to say its time for him to leave his boots at the center of the mat he dont want to wrestle no more Nelson Brands is a Gable type gents. I got to apologize the Voice of Wrestling got into a touch of a scrum with John Law seems Wallace was on the dark web and allegedly had some China White on the way to yours truly the Deep State gents come out and had a word with me seems the postal inspector opened up the overnight package after some drug sniffing dogs went wild tore down the whole entire Loan Tree post office according to them gents in the business suits and rubber souled shoes now my momma dint raise no fool I flipped faster than Lev and Igor turnt states evidence he who talks walks threw my old best hand Wallace under the bus now I get some insights into his whereabouts Mudflap can carry a grudge and thats no lie he better hope the Deep State gents get to him before KMF. Friends any of you gents curious about Cashman and Princeton and Lee it aint no mystery hombres I broke that one last spring Muflaps got the sources and the truth serum to get it out of them now the Voice of Wrestlings going to Ft Worth for the USA Senior Nats and thats all wrapped up in that going to check out the festivities and enjoy the fine ladies of Ft Worth and Dallas and libations and all taking the stabbin cabin down with my hands hanging on for Midlands then maybe the Scuffle and of course Big Tens and Nattys any of you gents looking for primo tix fine ladies let me know or any of you gents looking for work let me know.
  5. Gents its time for the early preseason look see at how KD has dressed up the Cyclones and I got to say hes done a reel good job upgraded that team built up the program KD aint one to take no prisoners and there aint no love lost between him and Tommy now KDs far better at mat coaching and strategy and watching film and developing talent and building a program and all that back office and front office stuff than T&T Tommys pickle sniffers and purse puppies gonna take a cheap shot at the Voice of Wrestling for his enthusiasm here but this is gonna be each and every year key matchup but it aint gonna be a reel barnburner this year heres the lineup projections and the lowdown predictions. 125 Lee and Mackey Mackeys smart enough to stay outa that Russian tie and keeps it close Lee wins a regular decision Iowa 3 -0 133 Desanto and Small now Desantos old school Hawk wild child wrestles 110 percent eye of the tiger reel hungry Mudlfaps favorite Hawk runs Small off the mat Iowa 8 - 0 141 Snapple as Murin aint ready to go and Gomez Snapple would be decent if he was in the lineup full time and got some coaching but hes in Tommys doghouse Gomez has got what it takes at 133 but moving up and pimping aint easy and Snapple knows how to keep it close so its Iowa 8 -3 149 Lugo and Degen gents Degens in his head beat Lugo twice but close aint seeing that changing there to the Cyclones home mat so its Iowa 8 - 6 157 Young against Carr Carrs got the talent and maybe not the wind hes got a nice blast double and Young aint the most athletic Carrs going to catch him twice with that move and that aint no lie but Young comes back late and scores gets a regular decision and its Iowa KD knows the dual turns on this match reel important pay reel close attention if Carrs winds better than Mudlfap expects he could hang on and win and turn the meat around its Iowa 11 -6 165 Marianelli and Straw not much to say here Marianelli aint much on frills and Straw just aint much but its a regular decision Iowa 14 - 6 174 Kimmer and Coleman now Kimmers got reel good fundamentals but he aint flashy and Colemans a project and Dressers going to need to take some risks but this one could end up in a fall Dresser knows it aint time to get radical and Coleman keeps it close regular decision Iowa 17 - 6 184 Wilkie or Brands gents you know my feeling Free Nelson Brands but Tommy throws Wilkie out there against Colbray and Colbray beats him again watch Wilkie stand there with his boots in concrete there to the end when hes behind any of you guys tell me he aint burnt stick a fork in him hes a crispy critter gents out Im gonna call you a liar now its Iowa 17 - 9 197 Warner and Shapiro take a bathroom brake here gents its Warner 4-2 Warner aint much on overexercise gents dont even like to get winded most days and it shows now its Iowa 20-9 HVW Cass against Grimmle hombres Cass stuck Grimmle in the only and single time these gents matched up and it aint no different here Cass is whipping up on Stollhouse and the rest of those gents in the room should have been out there last year instead of a crippled up Stollhouse but you gents know Mudflaps feelings on that one still so its 26 - 9 This ones not KDs year but still its gonna be a reel good meat any of you gents at the Iowa Illinois got the hands and plenty of Captain Morgan and PBR cranking out the jams at the stabbin cabin PBR flag flying high right there West of the stadium Mudflap parks with the big givers go big or go home partying harty got some accommodating lady friends reel friendly like come on come all but leave the old lady at home less you wanta share if you know what I mean and you do know what I mean.
  6. Hombres each and every year theres a Hawk what aint worth watching good bathroom brake but likely not much in the room back of him on account of how Tommys reel thin on depth and now this year it was Wilkie but Tommy surprised me and made the money move sent Nelson Brands out as a young freshman eye of the tiger reel hungry showed his pedigree wrestled like an old school Hawk coming out aggressive kept the heat on until his gent melted got his hand raised in victory in his Hawk debut at home first win on the home mat gents brought a tear to my eye. Gents thought long and hard till my head hurt and then it come to me Wilkies had his chance been around for years since Jesus was nailed to the cross seems like hes gonna cash his first social security check upon graduation time for some new blood I watched Wilkie stand there like his boots was pored in concrete for years and I had enough dont know about you gents but it seems like a scrapper like Nelson Brands would put some butts in the seats and make for some excitement and some buzz around the program and maybe some of them other gents would catch on and start wrestling like Lugo and Warner and Murin and such instead of hand fighting and waiting for a defensive takedown press the action make the other gent fear to come out on the mat like the gratest coach of the worlds oldest and gratest sport Dan Gable. Nelson Brands could get hot and score some points Wilkies dead meat gents face it hes washed up burnt out put a fork in him hes done. Now coaches what plays favorites and wrestles the oldtimers gets in the hot seat like Tommys seat aint hot enough already Tommy could stand to take a lesson from Kale hes a ***hole gents we all know that but sometimes thats what it takes to win sit Wilkie down gents free Nelson Brands you guys took me in when nobody wanted me brings a tear to my eye made me the Voice of Wrestling you guys are like a reel family to me.
  7. Gents stopped down to press day rubbed shoulders with my close personal friends and best sources and talked about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and was watching Tommy come away with a reel bad taste in my mouth gents reminded me of something went down to the Club Car and tossed down a few and thought reel hard and then it come to me gents listening to Tommy put me in the mind of KJ especially in them last and final years hears the lowdown hombres. Theys both got Oly gold medals. Both of them got on with there schools ISU and Iowa. They both start out the season jacking there jaws about how tough there team is and then both of them let the fans down to the end of the year. They both cant see there coaching weakness nor can take constructive cheap shots like KJs guys never could get out from under and Tommies gents cant create there own offense. Both of them gents cant dress for nothing KJ wore them business suits he bought down to the South Side of Chicago and Tommy gets his outfits out of the Carver Hawkeye lost and found. Now Tommies purse puppies and pickle sniffers are gonna take umbredge at this but tell me any one of you guys tell me I aint dead on and Ill call you a liar.
  8. Hombres down to the Riverside casino tossed down a few with some of the hands and my close personal friend Morry Adams threw 10K on the Iowa Northwestern game the lines Iowa by 10 but I threw my cash on Northwestern figured between them two teams aint gonna score 10 between them gents Lady Lucks been rubbing her crotch all over me lately easy money sure beats working for it Mudflap dont scratch a poor mans ass unlike some of you gents what cant pay the bills or got your old lady running her mouth giving you the business tell her to blow it out her *** come out on the road the fortune and glory of the world of roofing $20 an hour and all the hours you can handle gents. Any of you hombres want to meet up there to Dyke field there to Northwestern just look for the stabbin cabin flying the PBR flag high and proud tunes jamming out accomodating ladies and the hands and Morry and me the Voice of Wrestling were gonna have a mat.com posters party my close personal friend Storniolios making a guest appearance answering all the questions wheres Riviera going and they got anybody else there what can wrestle plus I got the thrills and chills of putting another $10k in my pocket. Friends right there to the window placing my bet run into some old bag hocking her tix to the game give me some sob story telling me her old mans in the hospital and shes got to get a grubstake to hit the tables to pay for the cremation and all that bull**** tells me she wants $50 for each of six or $300 beat her down to $120 or $20 each for six for some of you gents what aint up on ciphering sure made my day to beat that ****bag down sure she might have been truthful but thems the brakes the Lord Giveth and Mudflap Taketh Away thats my motto dont get into a business deal nor let me around your old lady nor you daughter gents bringing my new old lady gents a little tough but shes got some skills Mudflap goes first class sleazy beats good looking any day anyway we all know that come one come all I'm selling those tix for $100 any of you gents want to get together and share some libations and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport or looking for work look me up.
  9. Gents when Tommy figured out talent wins even when it dont work reel hard and there arnt no future in being no developmental program he hit the road and started picking up some gents what was on the market run off or flunked out or otherwise on waivers hombres like Downey Lugo Teasedale Desanto and such now some gents say thats a stroke of genius and others say its like buying a used car you just bought yourself a whole lot of trouble Kale aint gonna buy a bus ticket for some gent what aint pissed his last drop and being one of Kales close personal friends I gotta agree hes a reel ***hole when it comes in between him and winning he took my old friend Andy Long on board and maybe he learnt his lessons or otherwise just wanted to win gents got him his first title some would argue a national titles worth rolling the dice and some of them same gents would argue thats what Tommys doing stacking his whole entire lineup with transfers. Now Tommys purse puppies and pickle sniffers is running there mouths about Teasedale saying hes the next coming of Jesus Christ killing everybody in the room and thats going to compel my team favorite Desanto to move up to 141 and them same gents is going to say thats all good and fine gets him another 10 pts at Nattys or maybe more. But friends the Voice of Wrestlings going to say theres a risk in them transfer gents and sometimes it take 7 or 8 second chances to make it to the next level and theres a risk of a slip or a trip or maybe even a big fall and maybe taking them transfer gents is necessary when you aint done your homework or want to take a shortcut or maybe when your heads on the block and your just plain desperate and I gotta say you take the risk then dont do the crime if you cant do the time be careful Tommy I sure hope for your sake you know what your doing.
  10. Gents time for Tommy to listen to Uncle Mudflap and move Marianelli up to 174 hombres some of you what aint schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport aint gonna get is Marianellis hauling a ton of weight almost bit him in Big Ten quarters and then nailed him at Nattys reel ugly weight problem and it aint gonna get no better down to the Texas Rode House with the hands last nite they aint smart enough to know them steaks is reel cheep **** you coulda give them a horse steak they wouldnt know no different run into Wallaces ex old lady she was a bit spicy gents told her she was just miffed old Mudflap didnt come back for no sloppy seconds took offense at that you know gents hell hath no fury started a tussle we was asked to leave gents woman problems get em young when you can still mold them and guide them thats what I say. Now Tommy aint splitting no atoms neither is Terry so I got to lay it out for them gents go for the points Kimmers so burnt he aint gonna score no points you been in the Iowa program 4 years you might as well hang it up just ask Sam Stoll so give him his medical and a bus ticket wrestle Marianelli at 174 and TELL HIM NOW so he gets trained up then free Nelson Brands and wrestle him at 165 you get 8 pts outa Nelson and 18 outa Marianelli at Nattys thats 26 whole entire pts the way Tommy wants to run it its Marianelli at 165 gets you 8 and Kimmer gets you 8 maybe and thats a big maybe so thats a total of 16. Now the burout issue is a whole entire different topic but with Tommy I got to handle it one step at a time you gent my point gents you took me in when nobody else wanted me you guys are like a reel family to me.
  11. Friends just back from the dogfites in Council Bluffs over the weekend reel good time finished up a big tearoff job sure some of the hands was faint of heart in the heat we just drug them off into the shade and kept on working I dont pay no 20 bucks an hour to no weak sticks gents get the job done and get paid thats my motto been a reel big year what with the rain and your humble narrator been spending them shekels chasing tail and banging beaver got ahold of a big old gal last week a bit rough gents missing some teeth but desperate times require desperate measures I was thinking on it reel hard gents putting together Tommies lineup hombres reel big tussle but then I come up with it hears the good the bad and the ugly. 125 Take it from the Voice of Wrestling Lees taking that Oly redshirt so its Cashman NQ or better bet pull down Desanto if Im a betting man its crossed Tommys mind lets go Cashman and no pts at Nattys. 133 Desanto or Teasdale the money move is Desanto at 125 Teasdales well traveled and he aint about to change that think Billy Murphy gents this guy aint gonna make but it aint one of Tommies teams if you dont got some mystery gent what aint never gonna make Desanto gets 3rd and gets 14 pts at Nattys. 141 Murin or Rinteria Im taking RInteria sure Manning run him off when he dint make weight at Nattys but hombres Mannings a no bull**** guy not like Tommy Rinteria is reel tough and the weights right figure him a tough 5th and he gets you 12 pts at Nattys. 149 Lugo gents another guy what underhooks and pushes and hopes for the big move that formula wins you some matches but it aint gonna win at Nattys give this gent 6th and then get him 10 pts at Nattys. 157 Young on account of how hes reel close with Tommys young daughter finishes 5th gets you 12 pts at Nattys hes got a low ceiling gents typical Tommy guy underhook and push and try to get lucky. 165 Kimmer comes back all gimped up after Nelson Brands wrestles the first half and then finishes 8th he may be 30 but gents hes got the body of a 60 year old athuritis and bunged up knee needs to leave his shoes in the center of the mat and give this one to the young freshman Nelson Brands he gets you 8 pts at Nattys. 174 Marianelli moves up but his stuff dont work reel good to short for the weight another 8th and he gets you 8 pts at Nattys gents Marianelli was hauling way to much weight last year and that accounts for him wilting at Nattys still the algebra dont work moving up he cant horse with them big guys. 184 Wilkie man of many promises but dont deliver burnt gents reel crispy 2 pts at Nattys no place. 197 Warners in at 197 and hes got the eye of the tiger figured it out they never should have redshirted this gent hes got it figured out but finishes 3rd at a reel tough weight 14 pts at Nattys. HVW I aint gonna say I told you so but I told you so Cass shouldnt have burnt that shirt but gents Tommies old school shirts all the young freshman now hes got to throw him out there no reel experience but I like Cass he aint gonna never win no title but friends he gets 8th and gets him 10 pts at Nattys tough weight gents. Now gents the Voice of Wrestlings been reel generous on all this and giving you the reel dealio and it totals to 118 pts the way I cipher thats likely a touch high but figure Tommies got hisself north of 100 for the 1st time in a long time Tommy says 4th is the new 1st so hes gonna be reel happy its a dogfite Tommies purse puppies and pickle sniffers is gonna tell him its all blue skies but Kale aint gonna give that title away gents Tommy listen to your Uncle Mudflap and drop Desanto its your only chance otherwise your crying like a little bitch in the corner again talking about wait till next year.
  12. Hombres its been awhile since I checked in wanted to update you gents on whats going on The Voice of Wrestlings got a following so hears the facts the good the bad and the ugly. Trying to run down my old hand Wallace gents looking around checked in with his ex old lady now shes got a reel case on Wallace back due child support nothing gets them riled up than running out on them kids but Wallace warnt much on paying child support shes a painted lady gents wearing reel tight clothes and all a bit big in the hips if you know what i mean and you do know what I mean I was there to her shack asking questions brought in some Captain Morgan sat out on the deck bad mouthing Wallace and then it come to me gents get ahold of her and give her a cut of Mudflap magic she fit me like a flesh tuxedo friends so I sunk her with my pink torpedo left her there snoring on the couch any of you gents hear of Wallace drop me a line theres money in it give you $500 cash for good info as to his wearabouts. Was up to Ames there doing a tear off for ISU stopped by the wrestling run into my close personal friend KD told me he dint come to ISU to finish second got his eyes on Tommy says he was one move away last year from taking him and hes getting ready to serve him some home cooking up to Ames there aint no love lost there friends he dont just not like T&T he hates them with a passion says first hes gonna challenge him then hes gonna smash him and gents my moneys on KD. Now friends heading over to Council Bluffs doing some big EPDM jobs making money hand over fist you know me gents got more money than God and not tight fisted with it The Voice of Wrestlings aint scratching a poor mans ass any of you gents out that way want to get together for some fellowship at the dog fights you just let me know talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and share some libations and throw a little money around you guys are like a reel family to me.
  13. Hombres I got outed you gents got me had my accountant Bernie Berman up to Johnston at Bergan stand in with that talk with JB Bernie and I been tight way back got me outa a few scrapes with the Feds on taxes and certified payrolls and whatnot he bleeds black and gold knows wrestling nothing like the Voice of Wrestling but the Deep State and T&T and all was onto me gents give me some cover but you gents got me now we got the True Confessions outa the way we got Hawk Talk with Mudflap Tommies Purse Puppies and Pickle Sniffers going to jump my case but Caballeros the Voice of Wrestling gives you the hole entire story the good the bad and the ugly. Now gents the way I see it the word aint out about Spencer Lee and the Oly redshirt but even if he wrestles I dont see no more than 90 pts and its gonna take 115 at lease even in a down year the way I got it they get 70 and finish 3rd again but gents to Tommy 4th is the new 1st so hes gonna think hes a champ. Now what Tommy dont get is he needs 1st otherwise that seat whats hot is gonna sear his *** and hes gonna be gone now I aint naming names but one of my best sources whats close personal friends with a gent named Pacha says theys gonna go headhunting without a 1st and T&Ts gonna be swamping down maps down to East Timor State or Liberty University or Wheaton college or some such. Now them Purse Puppies try to discredit Uncle Mudflap but gents the proofs in the pudding Mudflap brakes all the big ones going way back before you guys was even thinking about the worlds oldest and gratest sport gents thanks for all the kudos and laudations you guys are like a reel family to me.
  14. Hombres thanks for all the kudos and laudations Mudflap takes it serious like reel serious I brake all the big ones dont listen to them guys on the radio nor Tommies Purse Puppies whats barking like a old ladies little micro dog about how grate he is I tell it like it is the good the bad the ugly got the big stories reel big ones not a satchel full of bull****. Not Tommies got two more longshots wouldnt be Tommy unless he had some guys what cant get eligible or is in a 1200 step program or like furry biscuits more than wrestling so now hes got Renteria and Teasedale two buys whats hanging around gonna come in and save the world and save Tommies job now gents Renteria aint finished nothing and he aint about to start but Tommies in love with him why not have five guys at 141 and nobody at 184 hes got Snapple and Turk and Murin now hes got Renteria what committed to Iowa then to Illinois then went out to Nebraska and Manning made him haul a ton of weight and then Renteria told Manning to blow it out his *** at Nattys and didnt make weight so Manning run him off now Tommy says hes the next coming and gonna throw him out there take it from Mudflap this gents a waist of time. Then you got Teasdales whats living with Lees old man up to CR gents hes another Superman but Kale run him off and Kales a guy what aint afraid to take a guy thats got some issues just think of the ballad of Andy Long still in the joint up there to Pennsylvania if Kale took Andy Long and run off Teasdale wll gents theres your benchmark you dont got to be as smart as me to say that dont pass the smell test. Then you got Lee whats gonna take his Oly redshirt and gents it aint looking reel good up to Iowa Tommies got some issues with that program but gents you see them Purse Puppies gonna try to shout me down but hombres Mudflap dont scare easy the Voice of Wrestling brakes all the big ones.
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