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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from southend in Is Tommy the New KJ?   
    Gents stopped down to press day rubbed shoulders with my close personal friends and best sources and talked about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and was watching Tommy come away with a reel bad taste in my mouth gents reminded me of something went down to the Club Car and tossed down a few and thought reel hard and then it come to me gents listening to Tommy put me in the mind of KJ especially in them last and final years hears the lowdown hombres.
    Theys both got Oly gold medals.
    Both of them got on with there schools ISU and Iowa.
    They both start out the season jacking there jaws about how tough there team is and then both of them let the fans down to the end of the year.
    They both cant see there coaching weakness nor can take constructive cheap shots like KJs guys never could get out from under and Tommies gents cant create there own offense.
    Both of them gents cant dress for nothing KJ wore them business suits he bought down to the South Side of Chicago and Tommy gets his outfits out of the Carver Hawkeye lost and found.
    Now Tommies purse puppies and pickle sniffers are gonna take umbredge at this but tell me any one of you guys tell me I aint dead on and Ill call you a liar.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from TheOhioState in Transfer Tech - Grate Plan or Ticking Time Bomb?   
    Gents when Tommy figured out talent wins even when it dont work reel hard and there arnt no future in being no developmental program he hit the road and started picking up some gents what was on the market run off or flunked out or otherwise on waivers hombres like Downey Lugo Teasedale Desanto and such now some gents say thats a stroke of genius and others say its like buying a used car you just bought yourself a whole lot of trouble Kale aint gonna buy a bus ticket for some gent what aint pissed his last drop and being one of Kales close personal friends I gotta agree hes a reel ***hole when it comes in between him and winning he took my old friend Andy Long on board and maybe he learnt his lessons or otherwise just wanted to win gents got him his first title some would argue a national titles worth rolling the dice and some of them same gents would argue thats what Tommys doing stacking his whole entire lineup with transfers.
    Now Tommys purse puppies and pickle sniffers is running there mouths about Teasedale saying hes the next coming of Jesus Christ killing everybody in the room and thats going to compel my team favorite Desanto to move up to 141 and them same gents is going to say thats all good and fine gets him another 10 pts at Nattys or maybe more.
    But friends the Voice of Wrestlings going to say theres a risk in them transfer gents and sometimes it take 7 or 8 second chances to make it to the next level and theres a risk of a slip or a trip or maybe even a big fall and maybe taking them transfer gents is necessary when you aint done your homework or want to take a shortcut or maybe when your heads on the block and your just plain desperate and I gotta say you take the risk then dont do the crime if you cant do the time be careful Tommy I sure hope for your sake you know what your doing.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from Mphillips in Transfer Tech - Grate Plan or Ticking Time Bomb?   
    Gents when Tommy figured out talent wins even when it dont work reel hard and there arnt no future in being no developmental program he hit the road and started picking up some gents what was on the market run off or flunked out or otherwise on waivers hombres like Downey Lugo Teasedale Desanto and such now some gents say thats a stroke of genius and others say its like buying a used car you just bought yourself a whole lot of trouble Kale aint gonna buy a bus ticket for some gent what aint pissed his last drop and being one of Kales close personal friends I gotta agree hes a reel ***hole when it comes in between him and winning he took my old friend Andy Long on board and maybe he learnt his lessons or otherwise just wanted to win gents got him his first title some would argue a national titles worth rolling the dice and some of them same gents would argue thats what Tommys doing stacking his whole entire lineup with transfers.
    Now Tommys purse puppies and pickle sniffers is running there mouths about Teasedale saying hes the next coming of Jesus Christ killing everybody in the room and thats going to compel my team favorite Desanto to move up to 141 and them same gents is going to say thats all good and fine gets him another 10 pts at Nattys or maybe more.
    But friends the Voice of Wrestlings going to say theres a risk in them transfer gents and sometimes it take 7 or 8 second chances to make it to the next level and theres a risk of a slip or a trip or maybe even a big fall and maybe taking them transfer gents is necessary when you aint done your homework or want to take a shortcut or maybe when your heads on the block and your just plain desperate and I gotta say you take the risk then dont do the crime if you cant do the time be careful Tommy I sure hope for your sake you know what your doing.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from Alwayswrestling in Transfer Tech - Grate Plan or Ticking Time Bomb?   
    Gents when Tommy figured out talent wins even when it dont work reel hard and there arnt no future in being no developmental program he hit the road and started picking up some gents what was on the market run off or flunked out or otherwise on waivers hombres like Downey Lugo Teasedale Desanto and such now some gents say thats a stroke of genius and others say its like buying a used car you just bought yourself a whole lot of trouble Kale aint gonna buy a bus ticket for some gent what aint pissed his last drop and being one of Kales close personal friends I gotta agree hes a reel ***hole when it comes in between him and winning he took my old friend Andy Long on board and maybe he learnt his lessons or otherwise just wanted to win gents got him his first title some would argue a national titles worth rolling the dice and some of them same gents would argue thats what Tommys doing stacking his whole entire lineup with transfers.
    Now Tommys purse puppies and pickle sniffers is running there mouths about Teasedale saying hes the next coming of Jesus Christ killing everybody in the room and thats going to compel my team favorite Desanto to move up to 141 and them same gents is going to say thats all good and fine gets him another 10 pts at Nattys or maybe more.
    But friends the Voice of Wrestlings going to say theres a risk in them transfer gents and sometimes it take 7 or 8 second chances to make it to the next level and theres a risk of a slip or a trip or maybe even a big fall and maybe taking them transfer gents is necessary when you aint done your homework or want to take a shortcut or maybe when your heads on the block and your just plain desperate and I gotta say you take the risk then dont do the crime if you cant do the time be careful Tommy I sure hope for your sake you know what your doing.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from Bigboi Trained in Mudflap Update   
    Hombres its been awhile since I checked in wanted to update you gents on whats going on The Voice of Wrestlings got a following so hears the facts the good the bad and the ugly.  Trying to run down my old hand Wallace gents looking around checked in with his ex old lady now shes got a reel case on Wallace back due child support nothing gets them riled up than running out on them kids but Wallace warnt much on paying child support shes a painted lady gents wearing reel tight clothes and all a bit big in the hips if you know what i mean and you do know what I mean I was there to her shack asking questions brought in some Captain Morgan sat out on the deck bad mouthing Wallace and then it come to me gents get ahold of her and give her a cut of Mudflap magic she fit me like a flesh tuxedo friends so I sunk her with my pink torpedo left her there snoring on the couch any of you gents hear of Wallace drop me a line theres money in it give you $500 cash for good info as to his wearabouts.
    Was up to Ames there doing a tear off for ISU stopped by the wrestling run into my close personal friend KD told me he dint come to ISU to finish second got his eyes on Tommy says he was one move away last year from taking him and hes getting ready to serve him some home cooking up to Ames there aint no love lost there friends he dont just not like T&T he hates them with a passion says first hes gonna challenge him then hes gonna smash him and gents my moneys on KD.
    Now friends heading over to Council Bluffs doing some big EPDM jobs making money hand over fist you know me gents got more money than God and not tight fisted with it The Voice of Wrestlings aint scratching a poor mans ass any of you gents out that way want to get together for some fellowship at the dog fights you just let me know talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and share some libations and throw a little money around you guys are like a reel family to me.
     
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from potentiallydangerous in Mudflap Update   
    Hombres its been awhile since I checked in wanted to update you gents on whats going on The Voice of Wrestlings got a following so hears the facts the good the bad and the ugly.  Trying to run down my old hand Wallace gents looking around checked in with his ex old lady now shes got a reel case on Wallace back due child support nothing gets them riled up than running out on them kids but Wallace warnt much on paying child support shes a painted lady gents wearing reel tight clothes and all a bit big in the hips if you know what i mean and you do know what I mean I was there to her shack asking questions brought in some Captain Morgan sat out on the deck bad mouthing Wallace and then it come to me gents get ahold of her and give her a cut of Mudflap magic she fit me like a flesh tuxedo friends so I sunk her with my pink torpedo left her there snoring on the couch any of you gents hear of Wallace drop me a line theres money in it give you $500 cash for good info as to his wearabouts.
    Was up to Ames there doing a tear off for ISU stopped by the wrestling run into my close personal friend KD told me he dint come to ISU to finish second got his eyes on Tommy says he was one move away last year from taking him and hes getting ready to serve him some home cooking up to Ames there aint no love lost there friends he dont just not like T&T he hates them with a passion says first hes gonna challenge him then hes gonna smash him and gents my moneys on KD.
    Now friends heading over to Council Bluffs doing some big EPDM jobs making money hand over fist you know me gents got more money than God and not tight fisted with it The Voice of Wrestlings aint scratching a poor mans ass any of you gents out that way want to get together for some fellowship at the dog fights you just let me know talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and share some libations and throw a little money around you guys are like a reel family to me.
     
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from silvermedal in Mudflap Update   
    Hombres its been awhile since I checked in wanted to update you gents on whats going on The Voice of Wrestlings got a following so hears the facts the good the bad and the ugly.  Trying to run down my old hand Wallace gents looking around checked in with his ex old lady now shes got a reel case on Wallace back due child support nothing gets them riled up than running out on them kids but Wallace warnt much on paying child support shes a painted lady gents wearing reel tight clothes and all a bit big in the hips if you know what i mean and you do know what I mean I was there to her shack asking questions brought in some Captain Morgan sat out on the deck bad mouthing Wallace and then it come to me gents get ahold of her and give her a cut of Mudflap magic she fit me like a flesh tuxedo friends so I sunk her with my pink torpedo left her there snoring on the couch any of you gents hear of Wallace drop me a line theres money in it give you $500 cash for good info as to his wearabouts.
    Was up to Ames there doing a tear off for ISU stopped by the wrestling run into my close personal friend KD told me he dint come to ISU to finish second got his eyes on Tommy says he was one move away last year from taking him and hes getting ready to serve him some home cooking up to Ames there aint no love lost there friends he dont just not like T&T he hates them with a passion says first hes gonna challenge him then hes gonna smash him and gents my moneys on KD.
    Now friends heading over to Council Bluffs doing some big EPDM jobs making money hand over fist you know me gents got more money than God and not tight fisted with it The Voice of Wrestlings aint scratching a poor mans ass any of you gents out that way want to get together for some fellowship at the dog fights you just let me know talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and share some libations and throw a little money around you guys are like a reel family to me.
     
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from TheOhioState in Mudflap Update   
    Hombres its been awhile since I checked in wanted to update you gents on whats going on The Voice of Wrestlings got a following so hears the facts the good the bad and the ugly.  Trying to run down my old hand Wallace gents looking around checked in with his ex old lady now shes got a reel case on Wallace back due child support nothing gets them riled up than running out on them kids but Wallace warnt much on paying child support shes a painted lady gents wearing reel tight clothes and all a bit big in the hips if you know what i mean and you do know what I mean I was there to her shack asking questions brought in some Captain Morgan sat out on the deck bad mouthing Wallace and then it come to me gents get ahold of her and give her a cut of Mudflap magic she fit me like a flesh tuxedo friends so I sunk her with my pink torpedo left her there snoring on the couch any of you gents hear of Wallace drop me a line theres money in it give you $500 cash for good info as to his wearabouts.
    Was up to Ames there doing a tear off for ISU stopped by the wrestling run into my close personal friend KD told me he dint come to ISU to finish second got his eyes on Tommy says he was one move away last year from taking him and hes getting ready to serve him some home cooking up to Ames there aint no love lost there friends he dont just not like T&T he hates them with a passion says first hes gonna challenge him then hes gonna smash him and gents my moneys on KD.
    Now friends heading over to Council Bluffs doing some big EPDM jobs making money hand over fist you know me gents got more money than God and not tight fisted with it The Voice of Wrestlings aint scratching a poor mans ass any of you gents out that way want to get together for some fellowship at the dog fights you just let me know talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and share some libations and throw a little money around you guys are like a reel family to me.
     
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from southend in Mudflap Update   
    Hombres its been awhile since I checked in wanted to update you gents on whats going on The Voice of Wrestlings got a following so hears the facts the good the bad and the ugly.  Trying to run down my old hand Wallace gents looking around checked in with his ex old lady now shes got a reel case on Wallace back due child support nothing gets them riled up than running out on them kids but Wallace warnt much on paying child support shes a painted lady gents wearing reel tight clothes and all a bit big in the hips if you know what i mean and you do know what I mean I was there to her shack asking questions brought in some Captain Morgan sat out on the deck bad mouthing Wallace and then it come to me gents get ahold of her and give her a cut of Mudflap magic she fit me like a flesh tuxedo friends so I sunk her with my pink torpedo left her there snoring on the couch any of you gents hear of Wallace drop me a line theres money in it give you $500 cash for good info as to his wearabouts.
    Was up to Ames there doing a tear off for ISU stopped by the wrestling run into my close personal friend KD told me he dint come to ISU to finish second got his eyes on Tommy says he was one move away last year from taking him and hes getting ready to serve him some home cooking up to Ames there aint no love lost there friends he dont just not like T&T he hates them with a passion says first hes gonna challenge him then hes gonna smash him and gents my moneys on KD.
    Now friends heading over to Council Bluffs doing some big EPDM jobs making money hand over fist you know me gents got more money than God and not tight fisted with it The Voice of Wrestlings aint scratching a poor mans ass any of you gents out that way want to get together for some fellowship at the dog fights you just let me know talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport and share some libations and throw a little money around you guys are like a reel family to me.
     
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from GreatWhiteNorth in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Busted Hombres   
    Hombres I got outed you gents got me had my accountant Bernie Berman up to Johnston at Bergan stand in with that talk with JB Bernie and I been tight way back got me outa a few scrapes with the Feds on taxes and certified payrolls and whatnot he bleeds black and gold knows wrestling nothing like the Voice of Wrestling but the Deep State and T&T and all was onto me gents give me some cover but you gents got me now we got the True Confessions outa the way we got Hawk Talk with Mudflap Tommies Purse Puppies and Pickle Sniffers going to jump my case but Caballeros the Voice of Wrestling gives you the hole entire story the good the bad and the ugly.
    Now gents the way I see it the word aint out about Spencer Lee and the Oly redshirt but even if he wrestles I dont see no more than 90 pts and its gonna take 115 at lease even in a down year the way I got it they get 70 and finish 3rd again but gents to Tommy 4th is the new 1st so hes gonna think hes a champ.
    Now what Tommy dont get is he needs 1st otherwise that seat whats hot is gonna sear his *** and hes gonna be gone now I aint naming names but one of my best sources whats close personal friends with a gent named Pacha says theys gonna go headhunting without a 1st and T&Ts gonna be swamping down maps down to East Timor State or Liberty University or Wheaton college or some such.
    Now them Purse Puppies try to discredit Uncle Mudflap but gents the proofs in the pudding Mudflap brakes all the big ones going way back before you guys was even thinking about the worlds oldest and gratest sport gents thanks for all the kudos and laudations you guys are like a reel family to me.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from TobusRex in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Busted Hombres   
    Hombres I got outed you gents got me had my accountant Bernie Berman up to Johnston at Bergan stand in with that talk with JB Bernie and I been tight way back got me outa a few scrapes with the Feds on taxes and certified payrolls and whatnot he bleeds black and gold knows wrestling nothing like the Voice of Wrestling but the Deep State and T&T and all was onto me gents give me some cover but you gents got me now we got the True Confessions outa the way we got Hawk Talk with Mudflap Tommies Purse Puppies and Pickle Sniffers going to jump my case but Caballeros the Voice of Wrestling gives you the hole entire story the good the bad and the ugly.
    Now gents the way I see it the word aint out about Spencer Lee and the Oly redshirt but even if he wrestles I dont see no more than 90 pts and its gonna take 115 at lease even in a down year the way I got it they get 70 and finish 3rd again but gents to Tommy 4th is the new 1st so hes gonna think hes a champ.
    Now what Tommy dont get is he needs 1st otherwise that seat whats hot is gonna sear his *** and hes gonna be gone now I aint naming names but one of my best sources whats close personal friends with a gent named Pacha says theys gonna go headhunting without a 1st and T&Ts gonna be swamping down maps down to East Timor State or Liberty University or Wheaton college or some such.
    Now them Purse Puppies try to discredit Uncle Mudflap but gents the proofs in the pudding Mudflap brakes all the big ones going way back before you guys was even thinking about the worlds oldest and gratest sport gents thanks for all the kudos and laudations you guys are like a reel family to me.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from MedicineMan in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Busted Hombres   
    Hombres I got outed you gents got me had my accountant Bernie Berman up to Johnston at Bergan stand in with that talk with JB Bernie and I been tight way back got me outa a few scrapes with the Feds on taxes and certified payrolls and whatnot he bleeds black and gold knows wrestling nothing like the Voice of Wrestling but the Deep State and T&T and all was onto me gents give me some cover but you gents got me now we got the True Confessions outa the way we got Hawk Talk with Mudflap Tommies Purse Puppies and Pickle Sniffers going to jump my case but Caballeros the Voice of Wrestling gives you the hole entire story the good the bad and the ugly.
    Now gents the way I see it the word aint out about Spencer Lee and the Oly redshirt but even if he wrestles I dont see no more than 90 pts and its gonna take 115 at lease even in a down year the way I got it they get 70 and finish 3rd again but gents to Tommy 4th is the new 1st so hes gonna think hes a champ.
    Now what Tommy dont get is he needs 1st otherwise that seat whats hot is gonna sear his *** and hes gonna be gone now I aint naming names but one of my best sources whats close personal friends with a gent named Pacha says theys gonna go headhunting without a 1st and T&Ts gonna be swamping down maps down to East Timor State or Liberty University or Wheaton college or some such.
    Now them Purse Puppies try to discredit Uncle Mudflap but gents the proofs in the pudding Mudflap brakes all the big ones going way back before you guys was even thinking about the worlds oldest and gratest sport gents thanks for all the kudos and laudations you guys are like a reel family to me.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from danoftw in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Braking Stories   
    Hombres thanks for all the kudos and laudations Mudflap takes it serious like reel serious I brake all the big ones dont listen to them guys on the radio nor Tommies Purse Puppies whats barking like a old ladies little micro dog about how grate he is I tell it like it is the good the bad the ugly got the big stories reel big ones not a satchel full of bull****.
    Not Tommies got two more longshots wouldnt be Tommy unless he had some guys what cant get eligible or is in a 1200 step program or like furry biscuits more than wrestling so now hes got Renteria and Teasedale two buys whats hanging around gonna come in and save the world and save Tommies job now gents Renteria aint finished nothing and he aint about to start but Tommies in love with him why not have five guys at 141 and nobody at 184 hes got Snapple and Turk and Murin now hes got Renteria what committed to Iowa then to Illinois then went out to Nebraska and Manning made him haul a ton of weight and then Renteria told Manning to blow it out his *** at Nattys and didnt make weight so Manning run him off now Tommy says hes the next coming and gonna throw him out there take it from Mudflap this gents a waist of time.
    Then you got Teasdales whats living with Lees old man up to CR gents hes another Superman but Kale run him off and Kales a guy what aint afraid to take a guy thats got some issues just think of the ballad of Andy Long still in the joint up there to Pennsylvania if Kale took Andy Long and run off Teasdale wll gents theres your benchmark you dont got to be as smart as me to say that dont pass the smell test.
    Then you got Lee whats gonna take his Oly redshirt and gents it aint looking reel good up to Iowa Tommies got some issues with that program but gents you see them Purse Puppies gonna try to shout me down but hombres Mudflap dont scare easy the Voice of Wrestling brakes all the big ones.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from Perry in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Braking Stories   
    Hombres thanks for all the kudos and laudations Mudflap takes it serious like reel serious I brake all the big ones dont listen to them guys on the radio nor Tommies Purse Puppies whats barking like a old ladies little micro dog about how grate he is I tell it like it is the good the bad the ugly got the big stories reel big ones not a satchel full of bull****.
    Not Tommies got two more longshots wouldnt be Tommy unless he had some guys what cant get eligible or is in a 1200 step program or like furry biscuits more than wrestling so now hes got Renteria and Teasedale two buys whats hanging around gonna come in and save the world and save Tommies job now gents Renteria aint finished nothing and he aint about to start but Tommies in love with him why not have five guys at 141 and nobody at 184 hes got Snapple and Turk and Murin now hes got Renteria what committed to Iowa then to Illinois then went out to Nebraska and Manning made him haul a ton of weight and then Renteria told Manning to blow it out his *** at Nattys and didnt make weight so Manning run him off now Tommy says hes the next coming and gonna throw him out there take it from Mudflap this gents a waist of time.
    Then you got Teasdales whats living with Lees old man up to CR gents hes another Superman but Kale run him off and Kales a guy what aint afraid to take a guy thats got some issues just think of the ballad of Andy Long still in the joint up there to Pennsylvania if Kale took Andy Long and run off Teasdale wll gents theres your benchmark you dont got to be as smart as me to say that dont pass the smell test.
    Then you got Lee whats gonna take his Oly redshirt and gents it aint looking reel good up to Iowa Tommies got some issues with that program but gents you see them Purse Puppies gonna try to shout me down but hombres Mudflap dont scare easy the Voice of Wrestling brakes all the big ones.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from ThatLogSchuteWasCarrying in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Braking Stories   
    Hombres thanks for all the kudos and laudations Mudflap takes it serious like reel serious I brake all the big ones dont listen to them guys on the radio nor Tommies Purse Puppies whats barking like a old ladies little micro dog about how grate he is I tell it like it is the good the bad the ugly got the big stories reel big ones not a satchel full of bull****.
    Not Tommies got two more longshots wouldnt be Tommy unless he had some guys what cant get eligible or is in a 1200 step program or like furry biscuits more than wrestling so now hes got Renteria and Teasedale two buys whats hanging around gonna come in and save the world and save Tommies job now gents Renteria aint finished nothing and he aint about to start but Tommies in love with him why not have five guys at 141 and nobody at 184 hes got Snapple and Turk and Murin now hes got Renteria what committed to Iowa then to Illinois then went out to Nebraska and Manning made him haul a ton of weight and then Renteria told Manning to blow it out his *** at Nattys and didnt make weight so Manning run him off now Tommy says hes the next coming and gonna throw him out there take it from Mudflap this gents a waist of time.
    Then you got Teasdales whats living with Lees old man up to CR gents hes another Superman but Kale run him off and Kales a guy what aint afraid to take a guy thats got some issues just think of the ballad of Andy Long still in the joint up there to Pennsylvania if Kale took Andy Long and run off Teasdale wll gents theres your benchmark you dont got to be as smart as me to say that dont pass the smell test.
    Then you got Lee whats gonna take his Oly redshirt and gents it aint looking reel good up to Iowa Tommies got some issues with that program but gents you see them Purse Puppies gonna try to shout me down but hombres Mudflap dont scare easy the Voice of Wrestling brakes all the big ones.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from potentiallydangerous in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Braking Stories   
    Hombres thanks for all the kudos and laudations Mudflap takes it serious like reel serious I brake all the big ones dont listen to them guys on the radio nor Tommies Purse Puppies whats barking like a old ladies little micro dog about how grate he is I tell it like it is the good the bad the ugly got the big stories reel big ones not a satchel full of bull****.
    Not Tommies got two more longshots wouldnt be Tommy unless he had some guys what cant get eligible or is in a 1200 step program or like furry biscuits more than wrestling so now hes got Renteria and Teasedale two buys whats hanging around gonna come in and save the world and save Tommies job now gents Renteria aint finished nothing and he aint about to start but Tommies in love with him why not have five guys at 141 and nobody at 184 hes got Snapple and Turk and Murin now hes got Renteria what committed to Iowa then to Illinois then went out to Nebraska and Manning made him haul a ton of weight and then Renteria told Manning to blow it out his *** at Nattys and didnt make weight so Manning run him off now Tommy says hes the next coming and gonna throw him out there take it from Mudflap this gents a waist of time.
    Then you got Teasdales whats living with Lees old man up to CR gents hes another Superman but Kale run him off and Kales a guy what aint afraid to take a guy thats got some issues just think of the ballad of Andy Long still in the joint up there to Pennsylvania if Kale took Andy Long and run off Teasdale wll gents theres your benchmark you dont got to be as smart as me to say that dont pass the smell test.
    Then you got Lee whats gonna take his Oly redshirt and gents it aint looking reel good up to Iowa Tommies got some issues with that program but gents you see them Purse Puppies gonna try to shout me down but hombres Mudflap dont scare easy the Voice of Wrestling brakes all the big ones.
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from LCpl Schmuckatelli in Hawk Talk with Mudflap - Wait Till Next Year   
    Hombres each and every year Mudflap developes the next year prospectus and allows for changes and brakes the big stories and this year I got a whopper gents the Voice of Wrestling has the inside scoop dont listen to them radio guys or Gibby or Sparks nor Bryant they come to me for the inside stories gents Mudflap brakes all the big ones hes got the sources and the truth serum to get it outa them.  Gents its wait till next year and next years coming just wait Iowa finishes out of the money again T&T will tell you 4th is the new 1st its the Iowa way T&T and basketball and football why go the extra mile and make the tough choices when you can collect the same paycheck and work half as hard heres the inside story of next year buckle up hombres.
    125 Lee takes his Olympic redshirt year and guess what hombres there aint no 125 lber near nor far other than mayhap Stinkley cuts down again P2 used up his eligility get caught with your shorts down and pay the price figure no pts at Nattys here.
    133 Disanto reminds me of one of my pups reel combative like dont like no authority hard nosed he gets you 12 at Nattys in a reel tough weight.
    141 Murin/Snapple/Turk figure two wins two loses at Nattys and 5 pts.
    149 Lugo another hard to watch year but hes got some ink on him also got some lifestyle issues getting in the way of reel good wrestling lets figure 7 pts reel generous like.
    157 Young sure hes the favorite son on account of him and Tommys little daughter is an item gents but then you got Nelson Brands in process whats happening here mahap a bit of a family fude?  FIgure hes worth 10 pts.
    165 Now most of you gents what aint schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport aint gonna get is Marianellis hauling a ton of weight thats why he fades in tourneys so you gotta move him up to 174 creating a reel logjam so throw Nelson Brands in here or move Young up but Tommy aint got a lot on his fastball so he forces him down and figure you got 10 pts.
    174 Kimmer if he makes it back or not but he aint no world beater gents way up in weight he cant horse with them guys up here so figure he does his best and gets you 10 pts reel optimistic here hombres reel optimistic.
    184 Now gents if a guy aint scored in 3 years at Nattys whats gonna make you think hes gonna change his ways Wilkie aint the most talented sure hes a gamer got some ink on him but his futures all behind him hombres send him to Wartburg and use his skolly money to the good figure 2pts at Nattys no matter what you throw out there.
    197 Warner dont get down on the boy hes a AA as a young freshman hes gonna make it to the top of the podium but he aint no silver bullet figure another 10 pts being reel optimistic.
    HVW Cass now gents Uncle Mudflap told Tommy cut Stollhouse loose and burn the shirt on Cass but he dont listen and look where it got him Stollhouse was so burnt they called the fire dept there to Pittsburgh after his last and final match but gents cut Cass loose in a tough weight and you got 7 pts count them gents.
    Now hombres most of you gents what aint reel good at math are gonna have a tough time so I added them up for you you got 71 pts good for 4th but gents for T&T 4th is the new first and they keep them fatcat salaries and all and dont sweat it reel hard by the way gearing up for a big roofing season looking for some hands any of you gents looking for work drop me a line good road time 20 bucks an hour and all the hours you can handle but Mudflap dont pay no time and a half straight time fortune and glory of the world of roofing and reel accomodating local ladies I love them red lips gents whats better then roses on your piano gents its two lips on your organ thanks by the way for all your kind words and support my missions to improve NCAA wrestling removing one coach at a time Mccoy bit the dust whos next?
  18. Haha
    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from tightwaist in Dresser Coach of the Year Cyclone Nation Proud   
    Hombres three short years and my close personal friend Kevin Dresser got coach of the year well deserved kudos and laudations to the best coach out there turnaround expert program doctor my close personal friend KJ run that program right into the ground Dresser come over got rid of those clubhouse cancers run off all the bad apples now hes got hisself a team.
    Now friends there aint no love lost between Dresser and Tommy some of you friends what aint schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport aint aware Dressers from Humboldt and Brands is from Sheldon them two towns aint the best of friends plus Dresser knows Tommy was dodging him when he was down to Va Tech Dresser almost got him down to Iowa City this year he says he challenged him now hes ready to smash him next year seems like Bartas got hisself the wrong coach dont it gents?
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from ThatLogSchuteWasCarrying in Dresser Coach of the Year Cyclone Nation Proud   
    Hombres three short years and my close personal friend Kevin Dresser got coach of the year well deserved kudos and laudations to the best coach out there turnaround expert program doctor my close personal friend KJ run that program right into the ground Dresser come over got rid of those clubhouse cancers run off all the bad apples now hes got hisself a team.
    Now friends there aint no love lost between Dresser and Tommy some of you friends what aint schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport aint aware Dressers from Humboldt and Brands is from Sheldon them two towns aint the best of friends plus Dresser knows Tommy was dodging him when he was down to Va Tech Dresser almost got him down to Iowa City this year he says he challenged him now hes ready to smash him next year seems like Bartas got hisself the wrong coach dont it gents?
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from Frank_Rizzo in Dresser Coach of the Year Cyclone Nation Proud   
    Hombres three short years and my close personal friend Kevin Dresser got coach of the year well deserved kudos and laudations to the best coach out there turnaround expert program doctor my close personal friend KJ run that program right into the ground Dresser come over got rid of those clubhouse cancers run off all the bad apples now hes got hisself a team.
    Now friends there aint no love lost between Dresser and Tommy some of you friends what aint schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport aint aware Dressers from Humboldt and Brands is from Sheldon them two towns aint the best of friends plus Dresser knows Tommy was dodging him when he was down to Va Tech Dresser almost got him down to Iowa City this year he says he challenged him now hes ready to smash him next year seems like Bartas got hisself the wrong coach dont it gents?
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from MedicineMan in Tommy and Terry 4th is the new 1st   
    Gents its well nigh onto a decade when I was down to St Louis and Iowa won a title when Star was down there and come back off a bum knee gents now Iowas battling for 3rd at the B1G meat and hoping for 4th its Tommy Brands 4th is the new 1st he come in talking about taking the battle to space aliens and all and now hes making his excuses and his purse puppies on the other bored talking smack the gratest coach of the worlds oldest and gratest sport Dan Gable never made no excuses he just got it done and its clear Tommy either dont care or he dont have the ability time to make the move Barta Popolizios ready to go plug and play put you back in the national discussion.
    Now heres the excuses gents
    they wrestled to the seeds
    they need a new workout facility
    all the good wrestlers aint in Iowa theys in Penn
    If Stollhouse and Kimmer warnt hurt we would have stood a chance
    We knew all along 2020 was gonna be our year wait till next year.
    Kales cheating and thats how he wins
    If you tie the can to Tommy who you gonna get whats better?
     
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from steamboat_charlie v2 in Tommy and Terry 4th is the new 1st   
    Gents its well nigh onto a decade when I was down to St Louis and Iowa won a title when Star was down there and come back off a bum knee gents now Iowas battling for 3rd at the B1G meat and hoping for 4th its Tommy Brands 4th is the new 1st he come in talking about taking the battle to space aliens and all and now hes making his excuses and his purse puppies on the other bored talking smack the gratest coach of the worlds oldest and gratest sport Dan Gable never made no excuses he just got it done and its clear Tommy either dont care or he dont have the ability time to make the move Barta Popolizios ready to go plug and play put you back in the national discussion.
    Now heres the excuses gents
    they wrestled to the seeds
    they need a new workout facility
    all the good wrestlers aint in Iowa theys in Penn
    If Stollhouse and Kimmer warnt hurt we would have stood a chance
    We knew all along 2020 was gonna be our year wait till next year.
    Kales cheating and thats how he wins
    If you tie the can to Tommy who you gonna get whats better?
     
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    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from Bigboi Trained in Tommy and Terry 4th is the new 1st   
    Gents its well nigh onto a decade when I was down to St Louis and Iowa won a title when Star was down there and come back off a bum knee gents now Iowas battling for 3rd at the B1G meat and hoping for 4th its Tommy Brands 4th is the new 1st he come in talking about taking the battle to space aliens and all and now hes making his excuses and his purse puppies on the other bored talking smack the gratest coach of the worlds oldest and gratest sport Dan Gable never made no excuses he just got it done and its clear Tommy either dont care or he dont have the ability time to make the move Barta Popolizios ready to go plug and play put you back in the national discussion.
    Now heres the excuses gents
    they wrestled to the seeds
    they need a new workout facility
    all the good wrestlers aint in Iowa theys in Penn
    If Stollhouse and Kimmer warnt hurt we would have stood a chance
    We knew all along 2020 was gonna be our year wait till next year.
    Kales cheating and thats how he wins
    If you tie the can to Tommy who you gonna get whats better?
     
  24. Haha
    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from LCpl Schmuckatelli in Battle for the B1G Bottom Gents Minkel Award   
    Hombres the Voice of Wrestling each and every year composes the Battle for the B1G Bottom gents any ***hole can finish in the top 4 just ask T&T theys reel good at that but it takes reel talent to finish last a perfect year wear everything goes wrong gents quit dont make weight get injured use the cement mixer one to many times or my favorite just put there heads down on the mat and quit it aint for the faint of heart gents but each and every year the Minkel Award goes to the coach what has the perfect season last in the Big Ten finish 14th.
    Now hears the contenders for the Minkel Award cut and pasted these teams learnt my computer skills in the joint hombres downloading porn on state money some of you gents talking about my grammer and giving me all the kudos and laudations thanks for your kind words gents you guys are like a reel family to me back to business gents:
    11.    Northwestern    2-7-0    .222    5-10-0    .333
    12.    Indiana    1-8-0    .111    6-12-0    .333
    13.    Illinois    1-8-0    .111    2-9-0    .182
    14.    Maryland    0-9-0    .000    2-12-0    .14
    Now gents not much point to debating the worst coach hear its Kerry Mccoy sleepwalks his way thru the meats leading coach on the hot seat each and every year he gets a whole entire new team any of gents whats spending your time saying 9.9 aint enough tell me he could have a team with 100 skollies and Ill call you a liar sets the bar reel low wins the Minkel award hands down he aint a wrestling coach he needs a job there to the fed gov holding down a chair marking off the days gents give him a shout out to B1Gs and acknowledge his work.
    Now Heffernan down to Illinois is another low energy guy like our beloved President likes to remark walking around swinging that big belly did you see how that team dropped once Perry abandoned ship hombres Heffernan cant recruit dont have an eye for no talent dont mat coach has no vision aint a motivator seems like T&T took a lot outa his playbook just saying hombres might be time for him to hit the road them gents down to Illinois aint afraid of no turnstiles let someone what wants to coach take that job.
    Indiana now my close personal friend Angel picked up the wreckage of Goldman and hes got the eye of the tiger reel good gent seeing that program on the rise **** he aint got no budget so dont get reel excited but hes good enough to stay outa the basement aint no Minkel award nominee not just yet.
    Storniolo up to Northwestern is another of my close personal friends gents he sports the mullet the worlds oldest and gratest hairstyle sure he dont pay a lotta close attention to coaching and when he does he aint much but hes got a couple of superstars what scores enough points Riveria and Deekin and theys gonna be good enough otherwise its a club team but he aint getting paid to be reel good and he aint hes just good enough to keep his job.
    Caballeros taking the stabbin cabin with the hands up to Minny but me and my new gal pals staying there to the Westin downtown looking to party hearty remember a joint me and the immortal J used to party at called the Library right there downtown any of you gents aint afraid of sporting gals want to hoist a few and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport drop me a line.
     
     
  25. Haha
    Kentucky_Mudflap got a reaction from Frank_Rizzo in Battle for the B1G Bottom Gents Minkel Award   
    Hombres the Voice of Wrestling each and every year composes the Battle for the B1G Bottom gents any ***hole can finish in the top 4 just ask T&T theys reel good at that but it takes reel talent to finish last a perfect year wear everything goes wrong gents quit dont make weight get injured use the cement mixer one to many times or my favorite just put there heads down on the mat and quit it aint for the faint of heart gents but each and every year the Minkel Award goes to the coach what has the perfect season last in the Big Ten finish 14th.
    Now hears the contenders for the Minkel Award cut and pasted these teams learnt my computer skills in the joint hombres downloading porn on state money some of you gents talking about my grammer and giving me all the kudos and laudations thanks for your kind words gents you guys are like a reel family to me back to business gents:
    11.    Northwestern    2-7-0    .222    5-10-0    .333
    12.    Indiana    1-8-0    .111    6-12-0    .333
    13.    Illinois    1-8-0    .111    2-9-0    .182
    14.    Maryland    0-9-0    .000    2-12-0    .14
    Now gents not much point to debating the worst coach hear its Kerry Mccoy sleepwalks his way thru the meats leading coach on the hot seat each and every year he gets a whole entire new team any of gents whats spending your time saying 9.9 aint enough tell me he could have a team with 100 skollies and Ill call you a liar sets the bar reel low wins the Minkel award hands down he aint a wrestling coach he needs a job there to the fed gov holding down a chair marking off the days gents give him a shout out to B1Gs and acknowledge his work.
    Now Heffernan down to Illinois is another low energy guy like our beloved President likes to remark walking around swinging that big belly did you see how that team dropped once Perry abandoned ship hombres Heffernan cant recruit dont have an eye for no talent dont mat coach has no vision aint a motivator seems like T&T took a lot outa his playbook just saying hombres might be time for him to hit the road them gents down to Illinois aint afraid of no turnstiles let someone what wants to coach take that job.
    Indiana now my close personal friend Angel picked up the wreckage of Goldman and hes got the eye of the tiger reel good gent seeing that program on the rise **** he aint got no budget so dont get reel excited but hes good enough to stay outa the basement aint no Minkel award nominee not just yet.
    Storniolo up to Northwestern is another of my close personal friends gents he sports the mullet the worlds oldest and gratest hairstyle sure he dont pay a lotta close attention to coaching and when he does he aint much but hes got a couple of superstars what scores enough points Riveria and Deekin and theys gonna be good enough otherwise its a club team but he aint getting paid to be reel good and he aint hes just good enough to keep his job.
    Caballeros taking the stabbin cabin with the hands up to Minny but me and my new gal pals staying there to the Westin downtown looking to party hearty remember a joint me and the immortal J used to party at called the Library right there downtown any of you gents aint afraid of sporting gals want to hoist a few and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport drop me a line.
     
     
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