Kemmerer is one of the classiest guys out there. Heâ€™s been like that since I first met him as a freshman in HS. A true role model on the mat and in the classroom (picked Iowa over Harvard, among other options).
Caballeros first let me thank you all what come up to Omars Last Resort for them sporting gals libations and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport gents you guys took me in when nobody wanted me now I got my own roofing and asbestos business and am the Voice of Wrestling thanks to you its the last place where boys can be boys and get out and party hearty and chase loose women and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport sure it cost a ton of money but Mudflaps got a few shekels to spend and why not if they woulda taken a blood test it woulda had a head on it fell flat on my face in the back trying to spit roast a sporting gal with one of the worlds gratest sportscasters in back and dint wake up till rite before wrestlebacks my head still hurts.
Friends there warnt enough Iowa fans there to count hardly whats left of them gents is home posting up on that other bored making excuses I aint never seen a team perform worse except when Jimmy was around them last years but gents theys all saying they need a new facility and they dont got enough wrestlers on account of all the wrestlers is in OH and PA and Kale and Tommy Ryan is cheating but the Voice of Wrestlings gonna tell you thats bull**** tell me one of you guys says its rite and Ill call you a liar Gable dint have no fancy wrestling room and he became the gratest coach of the worlds oldest and gratest sport Jimmy did as good as Tommy now hes up at Oregon State picking **** with the chickens Tommys got to get rid of Star and get Perry in there and then get hisself a strenth and cond coach what can help out with technique and start recruiting and quit thumping on the good book and the story of Jesus tell you the truth gents I dont think Jesus gives a **** about wrestling and if he does hes shining on Tommy Ryan and Kale about rite now.
Friends I been thinking about getting up a big crew and heading up to Nattys loading up the stabbin cabin and putting on our black and gold war colors and providing some support for them boys wearing the black and gold unlike them gents on the other bored what dont make the trips but spend there time running down the reel fans drop me a line friends need to get Medicine Man and Willyboy at that posters party up to Cleveland now thems some gents whats schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport.