Hombres its time to commence the worlds oldest and gratest sport season and we all know it aint been kind to Tommy the past 7 years aint won no titles past up by Kale and trouble recruiting and all that but hes all we got and we gotta get behind him helps on the way with some young talent and Perry in the room Perrys reel smart gents good with ciphering and mat coaching and strategy and scouting and recruiting and looking at video hes reel good sorta fills in the gaps where T&T and Star aint so hot. Hears my brakedown for the Hawks this year you gotta hold your nose mostly but there aint nothing new there but my old friend Perry in the rooms gonna school up some of them what been holding on and stalling and all and its gonna be good but old habits die hard gents you watch and see maybe we get lucky we get the gratest coach in the history of the worlds oldest and gratest sport coming back to the meats he couldnt stand it friends and who could blame him.
125 Stinkly and Perez Perez now you bring in a young freshman grayshirt and he mops the floor with your old school guy Perez Perez how does a fella get too first names gents but Stinklys been moppen the mats with Perez so he aint gonna see the lites at the end of the tunnle despite that friends Stinklys gonna have trouble winning a match after the 1st of the year.
133 Glenn or Locks I got Locks in the long run but hombres none of these fellas is gonna make the stars shine take Mudflaps word for it its a long year get outa Midlands likely hardly get any wins just throw them gents out there and hope they dont get stuck but its good we got three skollies up to 197 and none down hear you hear what Im saying?
141 Turk and Snapple Turk looks to be the winner hear but he aint much maybe 500 guy or a touch better same as last year watch him scuffle and stand around and win 3 -2 or lose the same flip a coin gents its all the same.
149 Sorenson with Perrys help gives him a couple moves and helps a ton you watch and listen some of you gents aint schooled up in the worlds oldest and gratest sport dont know to listen to me but Sorensons in finals and has his best year and a shot at the title god knows its about time.
157 Kimmer has another reel good year give some kudos and laudations to my old friend Perry he looks at the films friends and knows how to talk to them fellas and coach them up its gonna be fun to watch Kimmer in finals with a shot at the title no doubt.
165 Marinelli hes tough but hes a young freshman dont but much in the way of moves no variety a couple years with Perry change that but hes gonna take his lumps at a reel tough weight.
174 Gunther and Young you ask me Young spends two much time parading around with no shirt him and Star are reel close like that Gunthers a hard nosed SOB like that kid hes your starter sure he aint never gonna be a AA but hell thats what you get win you let Kale get all the talent you gotta dance with what brung you and thats Gunther.
184 Bowman what more can I say now you say PD3 but hes a headline waiting to happen a coachs nightmare a police blotter guy sure hes a reel good fella could be won of my pups like his attitude but hes gonna find his destiny and thats in the cage hes got 20 hours of credit to get his sheepskin and thats as much in doubt as the second coming of Christ hombres its Bowman good bathroom brake fella get a ice cream cone or take a nap.
197 Warners the creem of the crop but theys gonna shirt him thats a mistake he aint splitting the atom if you know what I mean and you do know what I mean but then they got Holloway and Wilkie two now what knotheads got three skollies tied up at won weight we gotta get this strate put up a board and split them up hell it aint no harder than setting up a roof and even my best hand Wallace can handle that won figure low AA whoever for Wilkie and then move Holloway to heavy win Stollhouse goes down again.
HVW Stollhouse and Costello now I like this Costello kid reel hard nosed but dont got the most talent in the world if you know what I mean got slow feet reel big gut but hes hanging in there with Stollhouse whos got won of them bionic knees sure hes had too torn ACLs but lets throw him out there anyway aint much chance of that happening again friends is there figure hes out shortly after the 1st of the year and theys talking about bringing him back again next year feel sorry for the kid but thems the brakes.
Hombres I saw them wrestle offs and the Luther Open and all and Im your source for all the news the good the bad the ugly and its gonna be ugly this year Im coming to Midlands like every year with the hands let you know wear the mat.com posters party meetup is soon enough I cant say enough hombres you took me in win nobody else wanted me you guys are like a reel family to me.