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Let's list here the best facts about the greatest, undisputed pound-for-pound wrestler of all times.
I'll start with a few.

Sadulaev's shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a gutwrench.

When Sadulaev wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people. He just gutwrenches the cow and the butter comes straight out.

The original "300" was a movie based on Sadulaev's victorious stand against 10.000 persians. 300 was his GWPS (Gut Wrenches Per Second).

Once, a wrestler from Cuba threw a haymaker at Sadulaev. The Cuban's ghost is still wrestling to this day.

Sadulaev has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

Sadulaev and Superman once wrestled each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Sadulaev was born wearing a singlet.

If you met Sadulaev in your dreams, he would gutwrench you back to reality.

I don't watch Sadulaev's matches. I'm too scared he might gutwrench me from the computer screen.

Death once had a near-Sadulaev experience.

Sadulaev is the only wrestler Gaidarov never tried to punch, choke to death or pour a kettle of boiling hot water over.

Lucifer did not fall from heaven because he sinned. He was gutwrenched by Sadulaev.

 

Sadulaev is never put on the shot clock. It's the shot clock that is put on Sadulaev.

Sadulaev once couldn't finish a gutwrench during a match. The opponent and everyone within 100 feet were knocked out by the sonic boom. He vowed never to fail at it again.

Voldemort refers to Sadulaev as "You-Know-Who".

Sadulaev won the Cadet World Championships despite not being a cadet.

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All this talk about Snyder wrestling him. What about Burroughs?

 

P4P rankings

 

1. Saduleav

2. JB

3. Akgul

 

How can anyone's top 3 be any different?

 

 

What is he like 70-0 at the senior level? Has he lost?

Edited by PRyan2012

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The weight gap between Burroughs and Sadulaev is simply too extreme in regards to body mass.  Even though the weight difference is even higher between Sad and Snyder I don't think the size difference is nearly as significant.   As good as Burroughs is, I don't think any of us would want to see him get caught underneath Sadulaev........

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All this talk about Snyder wrestling him. What about Burroughs?

 

P4P rankings

 

1. Saduleav

2. JB

3. Akgul

 

How can anyone's top 3 be any different?

 

 

What is he like 70-0 at the senior level? Has he lost?

 

According to his Wikipedia page, his international record (which does include his matches at the cadet worlds) is 49-1.

His only loss came from Gamzat Osmanov, at the 2013 Memorial Heydar Aliev.

Needless to say, that loss was staged by Sadulaev himself, just to fool everyone into believing he's human.

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Thanks, Axe !

 

 

So, from the beginning of 2014 Worlds to the end of 2015 Worlds, Sadulaev has had, what, 2 points scored on him by opponents he didn't pin or tech ?

 

Exactly, since the 1/8 of 2014 Worlds, just 2 points scored on him, Alireza Karimimachiani was the guy.

Edited by Axe_Spartan

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There is no ground after a Sadulaev's takedown. There is only another gutwrench.

After every techfalling gutwrench, Sadulaev licks his own elbows in victory.

It is said that to stare Sadulaev directly in the eyes is like having your soul gutwrenched into limbo.

Every night before he goes to bed, The Boogeyman checks his closet for Sadulaev.

Sadulaev hates the underhook. That's why he executes those who use it by fireman's carry. Followed by a gutwrench, of course.

Once, Sadulaev got in an argument with the Hulk and gutwrenched him. Since then, the latter lives in a swamp and has changed his name to Shrek.

Sadulaev keeps the earth spinning with continuous gutwrenches.

Sadulaev is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

In Soviet Russia, Sadulaev still gutwrenches you.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Sadulaev.

Sadulaev appears in the background of the Slenderman's pictures.

All things come to an end. Except the pain from a Sadulaev's gutwrench.

Sadulaev doesn't cut weight. He kills it.

Sadulaev once won a staring contest with Medusa. Then gutwrenched her.

Sadulaev can gutwrench people without using his arms.

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