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#21 wiedsworld

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 01:05 AM

UMMM, they're all heavily mustached men in that crowd...LOL

#22 tightwaist

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 04:37 AM

A heavily mustached man sat quietly amidst the crowd.


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Are they there to witness a stoning?

#23 superfluidity

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 07:26 AM

thats two springsteen quotes now. Both from the same album

2000 posts yay, now the ldies won't be able to resist me

#24 DF

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 12:43 PM

Entry #6

Today we scheduled wrestle offs. These past few weeks I've gotten more adept at this sport, and even though I'm 2nd-string JV I think I'm ready to challenge the varsity guy in my weight for top spot. Coach went down the weight classes asking if anybody wanted to wrestle off, and surprisingly nobody wanted to do such. When he got to my weight, there was a brief pause, as I leaned up against the doorway very nonchalantly...

Me: "I'm your huckleberry."
Coach: "You're not ready to wrestle for varsity yet."
Me: "I beg to differ, sir. You said come back with wrestling shoes if you're serious, remember?
Coach: "Oh that. I was just foolin' about."
Me: "I wasn't."

I wrestle off for varsity spot tomorrow.

#25 HurricaneWrestling

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 01:13 PM

Mr. DF's opponent: "All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it."
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#26 Medicine_Man

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 10:22 AM

DF !! Where are you brother???????? Come back !

#27 bwh27

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 12:19 PM

The suspense is killing me. What happened at the wrestle off?!!?

#28 jpv

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 03:53 PM

DF, as a professional editor, I must say that you have real writing talent.

#29 DF

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 05:31 PM

Dear Diary,

It was the end of the 1st period of the wrestle off, and I was more gassed out than Clark Griswold was in the race against his son Rusty in the parking lot at Wally World. It was a hopeless proposition. I was already down by half a dozen. My opponent piled on another half dozen in the 2nd period. By that time I had already given up, like Carlito after getting popped by Benny Blanco. Sorry guys, all the heart in the world can't stop me from losing now. Lay down...lay down. Gonna stretch me out on this here mat. Always knew it would end like this, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought. Last of the Moh-Ricans...well maybe not the last. Jadidi won that match. No room in this sport for big hearts like his. Sorry man, they screwed you the best they could, honest. Can't come with me on this trip. Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down. Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough sport, tired...tired.

Then it happened...

#30 bwh27

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 05:45 PM

Holy crap, did you just make your picture Benny Blanco after that post? Jadidi would be proud of this diary...

#31 Wire

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 12:35 AM

Didn't Benny and 100 or so of his buddies just get rounded up on the East Coast yesterday? He's going to be doing "push ups" on a Jail cell bunk pretty soon ... :o
I have finally become the man my dog always thought I was!
Thanks Jay Hammond for all the memories.

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#32 Cheap_Tilt

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 11:52 AM

It was the end of the 1st period of the wrestle off, and I was more gassed out than Clark Griswold was in the race against his son Rusty in the parking lot at Wally World.



Epic movie reference. Chevy Chase gasses out at 1:38.

#33 Medicine_Man

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:59 PM

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#34 Medicine_Man

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 11:14 AM

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#35 jpv

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 12:03 PM

I struck up a conversation with the guy stocking the backshelves and it turns out he was a former NCAA champ. What a coincidence!

That, my friends, is pure comedy.

#36 Medicine_Man

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 11:09 AM

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Notice the faint beginnings of an epic moustache coming into play already?

#37 scribe

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 11:18 AM

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What is this?

"This space for rent"


#38 Medicine_Man

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 11:50 AM

That is an actual photo of DF's first wrestle-off match, he is getting tilted to the max....but he is starting to figure it out. I found it in his diary. The NCAA champ he met stocking shelves told him not to shave his moustache...among other things, which I shouldn't reveal since this is DF's story. DF scored a lot of interest in his few posts/entries but now he thinks he can stall out on the rest of this thread.

#39 bwh27

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 05:56 PM

I cannot in good conscience allow DF to stall out this thread forever. That will probably only strengthen his resolve, but we have to try something. If only there were a way to virtually rain boo's upon him until he is sufficiently inspired to share a new entry...

#40 fullnelson

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Posted 02 March 2011 - 06:14 AM

DF, DF come back, come back.




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