Hombres firing up for the big meat what's coming up sure the odds are against the Hawks but I got the sources and the truth serum to get it out of them and the story is theys reel confident tonights a big Hawk win turns out Perrys been ciphering and working his way through film and coaching them fellas up and theys all scouted up got some strategy thats what Perrys reel good for strategy and looking at film and coming up with ideas and thinking on it and figuring out a way to win and coaching them guys on moves and all them things T&T and Star aint so hot at you dont need to read no papers just look hear Im laying down the line on my predictions
125 Lee rolls over Puccini hes to strong and to technical and Puccini gets fat on guys what aint reel good hes a straw tiger gents got Lee by tech fall Iowa 5-0 OSU
133 Glenns got the hart of a lion but he cant stand up to Brock next to Downey hes the biggest gasbag in wrestling reel cocky like but Brock gets the major Iowa 5-4 Osu
141 Snapple aint ready for prime time developmental type got to stay off your back Snapple but give it Hiel with the major Iowa 5- 8 OSU
149 Sorenson way to strong for Martinez and Sorensons good with them what he knows he can kick there *** he rolls reel big time gets a major and sniffs a tech now the balls rolling Iowa 9-8 OSU
157 Kimmers been working with Perry on how to turn them guys sure he always goes left and Smittys good at seeing them flaws but his man Blaylock cant hang and Kimmer turns him out gets the fall in the third Iowa 15-8 OSU
165 Marianellis reel underrated starting to get a gas tank sure hes got slow feet Marianelli move them feet but that knees all bunged up getting surgery on it after Nattys still Marianelli gets a signature win and its Iowa 18-8 OSU
174 Gunther dont shave that porno stash thats worth a couple of mat points at least still he aint the most athletic gent comes back late to save hisself from getting majored its now Iowa 18-11 OSU
184 Bowmans got the eye of the tiger and a gas tank thems two things Downeys lacking Downeys got lifestyle issues gents Downey aint elegible anyway and hes gonna wrestle 197 anyway according to my sources so its Bowman fighting reel hard Moore gets the win but Bowman aint gonna get majored its Iowa 18-14 OSU
197 Wilkies reel tough met his daddy and his brother hoisted a few up to Midlands reel good family gents hes got a gas tank ands stronger than a garlic milkshake Wigles just back in the lineup so give it to Wilkie Iowa 21-14 OSU.
HVW Stollhouse against White now Stollhouse got that Russian tie and push the guy out reel good and its Carver and there gonna homer Uncle John and Stollhouse gets his win Iowa 24-14 OSU
Gents were gonna all meat up at the Club Car after wrestling come one come all but leave the old lady at home celebrate the big win Hawks roll courtesy of Perry hes a reel coach gents got them guys in the room listening you watch I brake all the big ones gents.