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Heading to Columbus Gents for the Meat

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Hombres firing up the stabbin cabin got a little alternater problem got my best hand Wallace from up to Tiffin out there putting in a new battery and throwing in about 10 cases of PBR and some leeters of coke and some ice and some handles of Captain and some of them plastic cups taking some time to send out a note from the Voice of Wrestling to all my old friends of the worlds oldest and gratest sport picking up some gents what responded to my earlier offer one of them gents is even bringing along his gal pal on account of how she likes her bucks and he dont mind sharing if you know what I mean got some of the hands going to be wearing our black and gold and representing the Hawks drinking all the way thru got some good joints in Columbus some of you gents what aint in the know theres lots of them alternative lifestyle types up there you bettter be checking before you get in to deep if you know what I mean now hears the brakedown hombres.

 

125 Lees a caged tiger sure T&T told him to slow it down they like that coller tie and push around and look for one move but Lees an upstoppable force and Thomasellos dont have to many matches and is cutting a ton so hes the one whats going to wilt Lee stays in position gets a couple cheap tilts wins 8-7 so its Iowa 3-0.

 

133 I figure Tommys taking Locks and Glenn and wrestles Locks and tells him to slow it down and Plecher aint exactly a firepower hes overranked gents but hes still got enough to take Locks but aint gonna get a major so its Iowa 3-3 figure if Iowa had Renteria hear theyd have a win what knucklehead let him get away whilst you got 3 guys eating skollie money at 141 I cant figure.

 

141 Now hears another mystery either young freshman Snapple or Turk neither one can win maybe Murin could stand a chance Mckennas in a huge slump but hes good enough to beat a young freshman who knows his coaches aint got no confidence or Turk whats a D2 type guy got one move a telegraphed double give this one to OSU in a major Iowa 3-6.

 

149 Sorenson widens the gap turns Keshwan Hayes out in a major runs him clear off the mat could get more but hes on the road hes listening to Perry gents opening up diversifying you dont know what hes gonna hit you with next major hear or more Iowa 7-6.

 

157 Kmmers moving the head trying to make allowance on account of how he only can go to his left but Tommy Ryans a strategy guy real good mat coach and he keeps Jordan circling left the difference hear is a cheap tilt give Kimmer the decision Iowa 10-6.

 

165 Marianellis bound for surgery after the year if that knee holds up tore ligament gents but hes strong and hes got some fite in him and Campbells good but hes slow likes to tie up a lot and thats Marianellis game give it to Marianelli decision now its Iowa 13-6.

 

174 Saw Gunther down to the sports column with Downey tossed down a few cold ones reel good fella plus hes got a porno stash but he aint the most athletic gent Jordans reel strong plus Gunther aint got the gas tank to challenge but holds it to a decision Jordan aint got no offense so its Iowa 13-9.

 

184 Bowman take a reel good long look if Tommys got his way this is the last time your gonna see this guy wrestle Tommys figuring now Downeys got Jesus hes the next savior but gents Bowmans the future hes a hard worker clean cut does it the rite way fites hard but Martins on a roll got the momentum catches him a couple of times and gets the major Iowa 13-13.

 

197 Kolin More wrestles like hes on crank gents he aint as good as you think but hes better than Wilkie hombres Wilkie should be down to 184 tell him its 184 or no skollie got it and stay there but hes been up to 197 for two years and he aint sniffing 184 again what knothead thought this up have him at 184 and Warner at 197 and now you got a team but they aint seeing it that way thats why they may be at Liberty University or Wheaton College in a couple of years instead of the home of the worlds gratest coach but that aint up to me still More rolls over Wilkie major hear gents Iowa 13-17.

 

HVW If the scores close Ryan compels TOmmy to throw Stoillhouse out there if not hed be wise to save that knee because these kinda matches is what tore that knee up twice now but figure Snyder hammers Stollhouse major if not worse Iowa 13-21.

 

Gents what hurts is if Tommy had managed them guys weight better and recruited guys at the rite weights this is an Iowa win not easy but a win but hes got 3 guys sucking up skollie money at 141 and nobody at 133 and 3 guys at 197 and nobody at 184 on account of not planning and not telling them guys what weights theys gonna be wrestling gents it hurts sometimes to watch but that dont mean Im not gonna be there in my Hawk war colors debating every bad turn and declaring my allegance to the home of the worlds best wrestling sure its better now the worlds gratest coach is back guiding things a bit just grin and bare in hombres party hearty and chase tail and bang beaver and hope for better times.

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as if crowd needed any more reason to be into this match......

 

 

Ohio State wrestling's historic senior class will be celebrated Sunday (Jan. 21) when No. 2 Ohio State hosts the fourth-ranked Hawkeyes of Iowa at 3:30 p.m. ET in Value City Arena at the Jerome Schottenstein Center. It marks the the final opportunity for fans to witness Bo JordanKyle Snyder and Nathan Tomasello competing in Columbus.

 

http://www.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/sports/m-wrestl/spec-rel/011918aaf.html

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as if crowd needed any more reason to be into this match......

 

 

Ohio State wrestling's historic senior class will be celebrated Sunday (Jan. 21) when No. 2 Ohio State hosts the fourth-ranked Hawkeyes of Iowa at 3:30 p.m. ET in Value City Arena at the Jerome Schottenstein Center. It marks the the final opportunity for fans to witness Bo JordanKyle Snyder and Nathan Tomasello competing in Columbus.

 

http://www.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/sports/m-wrestl/spec-rel/011918aaf.html

No better way to finish a career in front of the home crowd than by smashing some hawks

 

https://www.flowrestling.org/video/5509676-141-f-logan-stieber-ohio-state-vs-josh-dziewa-iowa-mov

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got some good joints in Columbus some of you gents what aint in the know theres lots of them alternative lifestyle types up there you bettter be checking before you get in to deep if you know what I mean now hears the brakedown hombres.

Haha very true

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PD III would tech Snyder at heavy...if it's close Tommy will pull that trigger.

lol, Downey would be  the slight underdog against Myles at 184 or Moore at 197, but I could see an upset win for Downey, but no way in the World he beats Snyder at Heavyweight, Snyder is a man among boys in the NCAA and he can and will bonus almost everyone, Stoll is a good heavyweight, but I expect at minimum a Major Decision and probably a Technical Fall or fall for Snyder.

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