Truly sad how wrestling accomplishments mean next to nothing in the real world (wore my state championship belt on a date)

[DF 181]

Had a date off Tinder tonight.  Just a coffee date to get to know each other better.  When I won state they gave the champs a championship belt along with our medal.  It looks like a regular belt but with an oversized gold buckle that prominently shows championship status. 

 

It's the first thing she noticed when I showed up to the coffee shop.  She even asked what it was which gave me an opportunity to regale her with play-by-play summaries of each match leading up to the finals.  She seemed like she couldn't care less and when I was done telling her about the self-slam that won it all, her only response was "It's kind of weird you're still wearing that around".  No second date. 

 

This isn't the first time somebody's been completely unimpressed with feats of wrestling glory.  It's only us wrestlers who care, brahs.

[repechange 184]

No, I don't care either

[Plasmodium 1,695]

That sounds like a killer belt. Still fits?

[BigTenFanboy 1,739]

That sounds like a killer belt. Still fits?

I spoke to the lady. She was actually very impressed with the belt and the story. It was the belt extender/expanded waistline that turned her off.

 

https://www.wmbrownholster.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=16

 

Edited February 9, 2018 by BigTenFanboy

[VND 14]

You would have had a second date for sure if you would have just mentioned Jadidi's 2 points off a leg lace back in 96. I couldn't stand my wife before we were married, she didn't like me either. But one day I walked past her at a bar(I was hoping she wouldn't notice me) and she was up in arms about Jadidi not getting 2...we got married that weekend.

[Idaho 837]

Had a date off Tinder tonight.  Just a coffee date to get to know each other better.  When I won state they gave the champs a championship belt along with our medal.  It looks like a regular belt but with an oversized gold buckle that prominently shows championship status. 

 

It's the first thing she noticed when I showed up to the coffee shop.  She even asked what it was which gave me an opportunity to regale her with play-by-play summaries of each match leading up to the finals.  She seemed like she couldn't care less and when I was done telling her about the self-slam that won it all, her only response was "It's kind of weird you're still wearing that around".  No second date. 

 

This isn't the first time somebody's been completely unimpressed with feats of wrestling glory.  It's only us wrestlers who care, brahs.

 

 

They aren't impressed when you wear your 80's letterman's jacket either....not that I would know or anything. 

[TobusRex 2,015]

That sounds like a killer belt. Still fits?

 

Of course it still fits. He won state at HWT when it was unlimited. DF weighed 450 pounds when he won state. It's made of super-thick elastic.

[gowrestle 651]

Don’t worry. All will be okay.

 

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Edited February 9, 2018 by gowrestle

[PhiferFuqua 187]

Predictable that a woman would not be pleased to learn that her Tinder date is a self-slammer. You conquered the bracket at state, DF. Now it's time to master your domain.

[Shells9 16]

Oh, I would love to offer so many thoughts from the female perspective.

 

 

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[repechange 184]

Some topics are best left alone.

[Frank_Rizzo 333]

Had a date off Tinder tonight.  Just a coffee date to get to know each other better. 

 

Who takes a Tinder date out for coffee?

[Housebuye 2,224]

Who wouldn’t be impressed by that?! I would’ve said yes to a second date.

 

What are you up to tonight?

[PhiferFuqua 187]

Who takes a Tinder date out for coffee?

If you had asked me that question randomly at some place outside this forum, my answer might have been, "That dude DF from the message board at the mat."

[Serial_Thriller 77]

DF- If you wore the belt on your waist, you're a complete toolbag and she should have thrown hot coffee in your face. If you would have worn it over your shoulder like a true champ, her panties would have been stuffed in your mouth as soon as she saw you. C'mon man, I thought you were smarter than that!

[TobusRex 2,015]

Wagoner HS in Oklahoma used to give out belt buckles in lieu of medals back in the day. I've still got a monstrously ugly, oversized belt buckle from that tourney. 

[Housebuye 2,224]

Wagoner HS in Oklahoma used to give out belt buckles in lieu of medals back in the day. I've still got a monstrously ugly, oversized belt buckle from that tourney. 

This is the most southern thing I have ever heard and I live in Georgia

[steamboat_charlie 727]

Tough break.  I'd wear mine out on dates, but that would require me to change out of sweatpants.  And to find a date.  

[Witherman 366]

Oh, I would love to offer so many thoughts from the female perspective.

 

 

 

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No one tell flap that there is a lady using this forum.

Edited February 9, 2018 by Witherman

[Shells9 16]

No one tell flap that there is a lady using this forum.

Sorry, I'll be quiet. If you guys need me, I'll be in the kitchen making sandwiches.

 

 

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[repechange 184]

Where are you from Shells? Do you wrestle also?

Edited February 10, 2018 by repechange

[Shells9 16]

Where are you from Shells? Do you wrestle also?

Chicago. And no, never wrestled. Just a fan.

 

 

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[repechange 184]

Can always use more female fans around here to settle this crowd down.

[Witherman 366]

Sorry, I'll be quiet. If you guys need me, I'll be in the kitchen making sandwiches.

 

 

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I like this shells gal

[WillieBoy 713]

What do you expect from a paid companion?