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Hombres first for all them personal messages and calls and kudos and laudations I brake all the big stories got the sources and the truth serum to get it outa them broke the Downey story and then stopped all that fools talk about Downey getting eligible and now look we can talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport instead of some gent what needs a 1200 step program to get well hombres firing up the stabbin cabin heading up to Penn State theres heavy weather all the way but load up on some PBR and Captain Morgan and Coke and get my old lady and my best hand Wallace from up to Tiffin and the hands and my old friend Morry Adams and head up to Happy Valley home of Jerry Sandusky and my old friend Andy Long and all them grates and watch some wrestling Longs still in lockup on account of how he had his parole violation and all won Kale a title gent by getting his third place there to Ntls in Philly and what does he get for it but an eternity of county time gents it dont seem right.

 

Ok now enough of the personal stuff I been watching them videos of Penn State and talking with some of my old friends in the coaching business and all and I aint sold on how Penn States unbeatable they aint Godzilla gent they all look the same and wrestle the same and its the same old same old thought about it reel hard so hard my head was hurting and thinking about it and then it come to me gents theres a way to beat them guys or stay close some of you gents what aint schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport aint gonna get this so lean in reel close and read slow and scratch your heads and try to think them things through reel good and your gonna get it.

 

So Kales guys is all tall and athletic like theys all like him so they come out right away and hit a move like to slap and tickle and move that guy lateral and horizontal and then when they got his head outa position then they bullrush him with a single or heel pick or whatnot just like Kale then when they ride they sit back not ride reel tough aside from that Turk they all use just let the guy get frantic and make a mistake the key heres they wanta get him frantic and outa position and hit him reel hard but it aint tough wrestling its more like what Gable calls fag wrestling lotsa slapping constant moving there feet so they aint a good target and letting the other guy make a mistake.

 

So the Voice of Wrestlings talking to Goodale like about his man Deluca and Rutherford and how he went out and roughed him up some and posted that head to slow him down some and so Im thinking when you go out there get wrist control gents and then right away club that Penn State gent right on the jaw and if he dont move his head then club him again and stay close and dont let him slap you around and get them cheep takedowns stay close through the first and then go to work.

 

Now T&T aint reel good at watching film or analyzing there opponents or mat coaching or all that but now theys got Perrry and Perry taught his Man Imar how to handle Nolf and Im watching them videos and hes wrestling reel controlled like dont let them guys run away and turn you out by wrestling in space close the gap rough them up get head position dont push into them gents move them feet make it tough for them dont give them guys what they want.

 

Now Tommy aint been recruiting and it shows Iowa looks like Northwestern or Maryland on steroids but still they can hang in there and make it respectable take one look at some of them gents like Bo Nickels and tell me hes a hard nosed tough guy he aint hes more of a gymnastics type gent with wingnut ears like a space alien most of them gents aside from Retherford aint scary tough just coached up by Kale take a look gents tell me your thoughts thanks for taking me in gents when nobody wanted me you guys are like a reel family to me.

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Nuse travels slowly to your parts from Pennsltucky 'parently. Your pal Jer is livin large in a big house in Sommerset. Andy went home to his own a'cause the townies don't care for his goin's on. If your of a mind you kin drop by and visit old Lady Dottie tho. Sh'aint doin nutin until 2042 or there'bouts.

 

 

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Hombres first for all them personal messages and calls and kudos and laudations I brake all the big stories got the sources and the truth serum to get it outa them broke the Downey story and then stopped all that fools talk about Downey getting eligible and now look we can talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport instead of some gent what needs a 1200 step program to get well hombres firing up the stabbin cabin heading up to Penn State theres heavy weather all the way but load up on some PBR and Captain Morgan and Coke and get my old lady and my best hand Wallace from up to Tiffin and the hands and my old friend Morry Adams and head up to Happy Valley home of Jerry Sandusky and my old friend Andy Long and all them grates and watch some wrestling Longs still in lockup on account of how he had his parole violation and all won Kale a title gent by getting his third place there to Ntls in Philly and what does he get for it but an eternity of county time gents it dont seem right.

 

Ok now enough of the personal stuff I been watching them videos of Penn State and talking with some of my old friends in the coaching business and all and I aint sold on how Penn States unbeatable they aint Godzilla gent they all look the same and wrestle the same and its the same old same old thought about it reel hard so hard my head was hurting and thinking about it and then it come to me gents theres a way to beat them guys or stay close some of you gents what aint schooled up on the worlds oldest and gratest sport aint gonna get this so lean in reel close and read slow and scratch your heads and try to think them things through reel good and your gonna get it.

 

So Kales guys is all tall and athletic like theys all like him so they come out right away and hit a move like to slap and tickle and move that guy lateral and horizontal and then when they got his head outa position then they bullrush him with a single or heel pick or whatnot just like Kale then when they ride they sit back not ride reel tough aside from that Turk they all use just let the guy get frantic and make a mistake the key heres they wanta get him frantic and outa position and hit him reel hard but it aint tough wrestling its more like what Gable calls fag wrestling lotsa slapping constant moving there feet so they aint a good target and letting the other guy make a mistake.

 

So the Voice of Wrestlings talking to Goodale like about his man Deluca and Rutherford and how he went out and roughed him up some and posted that head to slow him down some and so Im thinking when you go out there get wrist control gents and then right away club that Penn State gent right on the jaw and if he dont move his head then club him again and stay close and dont let him slap you around and get them cheep takedowns stay close through the first and then go to work.

 

Now T&T aint reel good at watching film or analyzing there opponents or mat coaching or all that but now theys got Perrry and Perry taught his Man Imar how to handle Nolf and Im watching them videos and hes wrestling reel controlled like dont let them guys run away and turn you out by wrestling in space close the gap rough them up get head position dont push into them gents move them feet make it tough for them dont give them guys what they want.

 

Now Tommy aint been recruiting and it shows Iowa looks like Northwestern or Maryland on steroids but still they can hang in there and make it respectable take one look at some of them gents like Bo Nickels and tell me hes a hard nosed tough guy he aint hes more of a gymnastics type gent with wingnut ears like a space alien most of them gents aside from Retherford aint scary tough just coached up by Kale take a look gents tell me your thoughts thanks for taking me in gents when nobody wanted me you guys are like a reel family to me.

Mom needs rent money. THC

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Oh I wasn’t responding to you. Just laughing at the phrase. Sounds like the name of a gentleman’s club.

 

whenever i hear that expression I always think of this....soon to be added to the PSU practice room playlist

 

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