Hombres I confess I been dialed out got off the grid on account of how some of my closest personal friends was getting some sniffing around by the deep state gents asking some questions figured it was a good time to go to ground I paid my debt to society and now Im a good citizen proud and true and loyal to the flag pays my taxes when I got to and all that happy horse**** us gents what loves freedom loves the oldest and gratest sport caballeros I got a reel good question for you thinking Mudflap needs his own blog what do you gents think I can expound on my personal life and talk about wrestling now thats aside the point I got a hole entire treasure trove of braking hawk news the Voice of Wrestling brakes all big ones courtesy of a fat wallet and Captain Morgan.
Big adjustments in the lineup gents Tommys finally listening to me hear you go gents give me credit win you go throwing around all them kudos and laudations Tommys thinning the herd down to 141 cutting Snapple loose so he can chase his dreams words got it Schwabby wanted a crack at him but Dressers drooling over him up to ISU and Tommy if your smart give Snapple that release and his bus ticket you dont want Snapple jacking his jaw about what a ***hole you are your gonna be cutting guys lose every year dont get a bad name for it Tommy used Snapples skolly money for Desanto it dont help to throw no money at three 141 lders I told you gents last year get Perry do some ciphering and strategy and future thinking and get yourself a guy what can wrestle at 133 say what you will its a move in the rite direction gents Turks still around coming back for his 8th year dont count on him seeing no mat time you got Murin at 141 and Turks swamping down the mats after practice.
Now Youngs on a strick diet the word has it hes coming down to 157 on account of how Kimmer told Tommy hes seen the inside of the clinic two years and thats it he aint cutting no more weight he bulking up and Tommy told Joey Guns gent your futures all ahead of you but it aint on skolly at Iowa your getting your bus ticket outa town maybe Heffernan needs some help in them mid weights all to the good gents I like Gunther hes got the eye of the tiger just aint the most athletic gent what ever wore black and gold you can spend them words hombres theys good as gold.
Now gents them changes aint gonna make for a team what wins Nattys Tommys gotta quit being so nice get hisself a reel asst. coach and get Morningstar off to greener pastures I hear Royce is looking for some hands laying them carpets and I got room as a straw boss on one of my crews plus quit crying about needing some new training barn and get on the road and recruit but hes starting to listen gents on account of our beloved President making all them new jobs its a reel tight labor market wages going up having a hard time finding good hands but Mudflap is rolling in the dough and aint afraid to throw some shekels at some good workers all the hours you can handle the freedom of the open road blue skies accommodating local citizens and all the barley sodas you can drink drop me a line gents.