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Hombres down to the Riverside casino tossed down a few with some of the hands and my close personal friend Morry Adams threw 10K on the Iowa Northwestern game the lines Iowa by 10 but I threw my cash on Northwestern figured between them two teams aint gonna score 10 between them gents Lady Lucks been rubbing her crotch all over me lately easy money sure beats working for it Mudflap dont scratch a poor mans ass unlike some of you gents what cant pay the bills or got your old lady running her mouth giving you the business tell her to blow it out her *** come out on the road the fortune and glory of the world of roofing $20 an hour and all the hours you can handle gents.

Any of you hombres want to meet up there to Dyke field there to Northwestern just look for the stabbin cabin flying the PBR flag high and proud tunes jamming out accomodating ladies and the hands and Morry and me the Voice of Wrestling were gonna have a mat.com posters party my close personal friend Storniolios making a guest appearance answering all the questions wheres Riviera going and they got anybody else there what can wrestle plus I got the thrills and chills of putting another $10k in my pocket.

Friends right there to the window placing my bet run into some old bag hocking her tix to the game give me some sob story telling me her old mans in the hospital and shes got to get a grubstake to hit the tables to pay for the cremation and all that bull**** tells me she wants $50 for each of six or $300 beat her down to $120 or $20 each for six for some of you gents what aint up on ciphering sure made my day to beat that ****bag down sure she might have been truthful but thems the brakes the Lord Giveth and Mudflap Taketh Away thats my motto dont get into a business deal nor let me around your old lady nor you daughter gents bringing my new old lady gents a little tough but shes got some skills Mudflap goes first class sleazy beats good looking any day anyway we all know that come one come all I'm selling those tix for $100 any of you gents want to get together and share some libations and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport or looking for work look me up.

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18 hours ago, Kentucky_Mudflap said:

Hombres down to the Riverside casino tossed down a few with some of the hands and my close personal friend Morry Adams threw 10K on the Iowa Northwestern game the lines Iowa by 10 but I threw my cash on Northwestern figured between them two teams aint gonna score 10 between them gents Lady Lucks been rubbing her crotch all over me lately easy money sure beats working for it Mudflap dont scratch a poor mans ass unlike some of you gents what cant pay the bills or got your old lady running her mouth giving you the business tell her to blow it out her *** come out on the road the fortune and glory of the world of roofing $20 an hour and all the hours you can handle gents.

Any of you hombres want to meet up there to Dyke field there to Northwestern just look for the stabbin cabin flying the PBR flag high and proud tunes jamming out accomodating ladies and the hands and Morry and me the Voice of Wrestling were gonna have a mat.com posters party my close personal friend Storniolios making a guest appearance answering all the questions wheres Riviera going and they got anybody else there what can wrestle plus I got the thrills and chills of putting another $10k in my pocket.

Friends right there to the window placing my bet run into some old bag hocking her tix to the game give me some sob story telling me her old mans in the hospital and shes got to get a grubstake to hit the tables to pay for the cremation and all that bull**** tells me she wants $50 for each of six or $300 beat her down to $120 or $20 each for six for some of you gents what aint up on ciphering sure made my day to beat that ****bag down sure she might have been truthful but thems the brakes the Lord Giveth and Mudflap Taketh Away thats my motto dont get into a business deal nor let me around your old lady nor you daughter gents bringing my new old lady gents a little tough but shes got some skills Mudflap goes first class sleazy beats good looking any day anyway we all know that come one come all I'm selling those tix for $100 any of you gents want to get together and share some libations and talk about the worlds oldest and gratest sport or looking for work look me up.

I took my local casino for $1,557 myself yesterday :)

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