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I think maybe the biggest obstace to reaching 100 pages may be the lack of 60s, 70s, 80s song lyrics.  With that in mind, I give you this little ditty from Forrest Richard Betts, submitted for your approval:

Don't worry for me
Well I'm all right
Lord knows I'm having,
A natural good time,
Pocket full of money
Gonna boogie all night;
There ain't nobody tell me that's crime

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Day one of quarantine, and I have so much to say. 

The series' are old

the coffee was bold

So looking forward to this every day.

 

We're falling way behind, certainly have slowed our pace.

But Cox was late

I won't mention the weight.

So we surely have plenty of space.

 

The hearings may be coming, the board will sure catch fire.

But wouldn't it be a hoot,

If all of this is moot,

And it turned out KJ's a liar??

 

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If I sleep in this mornin'
Would you still weigh me in?
For I must be dreaming on, now
'Cause there's too many dreams

I've got to see

But, if I stayed here with you, pillow 
Things just won't be the same
'Cause I'm sleeping like a log now

And this log, you'll never wake

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If gonna make 100pg maybe we need to add some new genres?

When I took off to Texas
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined I'd weigh in this far
...
Alarm clock starts ringin' who could that be singin'
It's KJ baby, with your wake up call
How do you like me now?
 

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26 minutes ago, jross said:

There once was a wrestler that stood on a scale.
The name of the wrestler was J'Den, a male.
The ruler slammed up, the poise-weight moved right.
O exhale, my people's champ, blow!

For as he stepped off, he had nowhere to go

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The Times They Are A-Changing

Come gather 'round people

Wherever you roam
And admit that the waistline
of J'Den has grown
And accept it that soon
He'll be drenched to the bone
Oh, the time of 8 o'clock is approaching
And he'd better start losing
Or he'll sink like a stone
For the finals,  they are a-changin'

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