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Homage to Austin Desanto
♪...Music by Steve Miller Band...♪♪

People talk about me baby,
Say I'm gonna be MIA.
Well, don't you worry, baby, don't worry,
'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at 33.

I'm a crier,
But not a liar,
I'm a Russian tie-er.
I shouldn't want to hurt no one.

I'm a worker,
I'm a berserker,
My story's a bit of a tear-jerker
I shouldn't want to hurt no one.

People keep talkin' about me baby
Say I'm doin' it wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
I'm top 4, that's for sure(a),
Unless I get ticked and go for the Kimura.
 

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DeSanto’s Back (as sung by The Angels)

  • DeSanto’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back
  • They say he's even developed a blast double
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back
  • Minnow’s been spreading lies that were untrue
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back
  • So look out now 'cause he's comin' after you
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back

 

Edited by HurricaneWrestling2

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2 hours ago, BerniePragle said:

Homage to Austin Desanto
♪...Music by Steve Miller Band...♪♪

People talk about me baby,
Say I'm gonna be MIA.
Well, don't you worry, baby, don't worry,
'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at 33.

I'm a crier,
But not a liar,
I'm a Russian tie-er.
I shouldn't want to hurt no one.

I'm a worker,
I'm a berserker,
My story's a bit of a tear-jerker
I shouldn't want to hurt no one.

People keep talkin' about me baby
Say I'm doin' it wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
I'm top 4, that's for sure(a),
Unless I get ticked and go for the Kimura.
 

In my mind, for some reason, it's Homer Simpson singing this. And it kind of works.

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Terminator 6:  Rise of the Dunzo

Coming to theaters soon

 

There was a duck locked in a jail,

and Dunzo was his name-o 

D-U-N-Z-O

D-U-N-Z-O

D-U-N-Z-O

and Dunzo was his name

*  disclaimer - posters on this forum are not responsible for dumb and lazy posts.  It's what we do.

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5 hours ago, HurricaneWrestling2 said:

DeSanto’s Back (as sung by The Angels)

  • DeSanto’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back
  • They say he's even developed a blast double
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back
  • Minnow’s been spreading lies that were untrue
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back
  • So look out now 'cause he's comin' after you
  • Hey-la-day-la, DeSanto's back

 

I like it!  I thought "DeSanto's Back" reminded me of a tune, but couldn't think what one.  This was it!  All I got was "Sedaka's Back" (probably too old for you, but if you're doing the song you did, maybe not).

One point deduction though for not using "Kimura".  I think that was a requirement.  Although mine got ugly at the end trying to force it in.  Not much rhymes with Kimura.  Lol.  Good fun.

Edited by BerniePragle

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Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed boy that'd been away
Hasn't changed, hasn’t much to say
But man, I still think that cat is crazy
He was askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told 'em you were duckin’ underground
Drivin' all the old fans crazy

 

The boy is back in town
The boy is back in town…

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