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Minnesota vs PSU non-wrestling rankings

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Minus 22 for any guy wearing earrings.

Minus 2 for any guy who could not tie his own tie.

 

Minus a lot for PA coaches dressing like funeral directors - if there is need of a tiebreaker.

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Tiebreaker

 

JRob 67-Full head of hair

Cael 34- one big forehead that extends all the way to his neck

 

that has to be an advantage for Minnesota. Assistant coaches are withdrawn from hair judgement (Pheeew...Becker and Nord, that was a close one)

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Tiebreaker

 

JRob 67-Full head of hair

Cael 34- one big forehead that extends all the way to his neck

 

that has to be an advantage for Minnesota. Assistant coaches are withdrawn from hair judgement (Pheeew...Becker and Nord, that was a close one)

 

JRob may have the hair, but Carl destroys him in the public speaking area.

 

Q: Do you think you can win 10 AA honors again this year?

JRob: Well, okay, uhhh YEAH! Okay? I mean, well this year is, uhhhh strong for us, okay?

 

Q: What can you tell us about Connoway?

Carl: We love him. He competes at a high level and he earned our utmost respect. 133, however, is not set in stone yet.

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Just for the record J Rob says "aiight" in abundance, not "okay"

 

Also he was doing his best to answer that question without saying "No we are not likely to have all ten guys AA" without killing his wrestler's confidence.

 

J Rob is a phenominal speaker especially when it comes to motivational speaking. One of the best, as evidenced below.

 

 

Mustache

J Rob-His mustache has been there each year +2

Cael-His mustache decided to not compete -2

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Tiebreaker

 

JRob 67-Full head of hair

Cael 34- one big forehead that extends all the way to his neck

 

that has to be an advantage for Minnesota. Assistant coaches are withdrawn from hair judgement (Pheeew...Becker and Nord, that was a close one)

 

JRob may have the hair, but Carl destroys him in the public speaking area.

 

Q: Do you think you can win 10 AA honors again this year?

JRob: Well, okay, uhhh YEAH! Okay? I mean, well this year is, uhhhh strong for us, okay?

 

Q: What can you tell us about Connoway?

Carl: We love him. He competes at a high level and he earned our utmost respect. 133, however, is not set in stone yet.

 

Are you kidding? Cael is one of the worst interviews in all of sports. He's what Kimi Raikonnen would be if Kimi were not funny, not interesting, and answered everything in cliches.

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