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LeeRoy Screwed Out of His Olympic Place (Billy Idol edition)

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You were all out of hope

But you wanted to get on the team

Back to 1984

When you lose far from home

Get your lawyer on the phone

To tell him you're alone

It's easy to defeat

It's easy to when it's Kosei Akaishi

But harder to get LeeRoy released

 

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

Like your impossible leg, LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

You spent so much time

Believing all your lawyer's lies

To keep your olympic dream alive

Now it makes me sad

It makes me mad when I found the truth

For loving what was you

 

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

Like your impossible leg, LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

When you hear this music

You take a trip

Into someone else's olympic team

Steal a dream and go to Los Angeles, oh!

That gigolo Lewboo

 

You took a bus on a psychedelic trip

Making a comeback, tryin' to stay hip

I saw you gettin' back on the mat out there, so

Tech'ed by Moza Fay

Tech'ed by Moza Fay

Tech'ed by Moza Fay

 

Now I can only sigh

And I wonder why

I don't despise

Now all I can do

Is love what was once

An innocent version of you

But it's gone now

You better realize

 

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

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You were all out of hope

But you wanted to get on the team

Back to 1984

When you lose far from home

Get your lawyer on the phone

To tell him you're alone

It's easy to defeat

It's easy to when it's Kosei Akaishi

But harder to get LeeRoy released

 

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

Like your impossible leg, LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

You spent so much time

Believing all your lawyer's lies

To keep your olympic dream alive

Now it makes me sad

It makes me mad when I found the truth

For loving what was you

 

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

Like your impossible leg, LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

When you hear this music

You take a trip

Into someone else's olympic team

Steal a dream and go to Los Angeles, oh!

That gigolo Lewboo

 

You took a bus on a psychedelic trip

Making a comeback, tryin' to stay hip

I saw you gettin' back on the mat out there, so

Tech'ed by Moza Fay

Tech'ed by Moza Fay

Tech'ed by Moza Fay

 

Now I can only sigh

And I wonder why

I don't despise

Now all I can do

Is love what was once

An innocent version of you

But it's gone now

You better realize

 

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

Lewboo what have you done

LeeRoy screwed out of his olympic place

 

DelFino lives!!!

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Usually I enjoy your stuff.....but this is low, even for you DF.

 

Everybody from that time era knows that both of those guys were great wrestlers and would do great against today's studs,,,why you gotta stink it up all over again?

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Do you think we could pool some money together and get Billy to sing this wonderful remix? If not, maybe we could get Weird Al Yankovich? A video with wrestling highlights and anecdotes set to the flow of the song would be perfect. Anyone want to start a collection? We would have to catch him by mid June as he will be touring Europe soon there after........DF, you are loaded are you not? Maybe you can fund this little endeavor solo? No one would deny your dedication to your shtick if you could pull something like this off.

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