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And I heard, as it were, the noise of a petition:

One of the four lawyers saying: "Come and see." And I saw.

And behold, a whitewash hosing.

 

There's a lawyer goin' 'round takin' names.

And he decides who goes to the olympics and who stays.

LeeRoy won't be treated all the same.

The man first on the olympic ladder will be going down.

When the lawyer comes around.

 

The hairs on every anti-hero's mustache will stand up.

At the terror in each sip and in each sup.

For him to partake of that last offered re-match,

Or watch his olympic dreams disappear into the potter's ground.

When the lawyer comes around.

 

Here come the lawyers, Lewboo playing the Piper.

One hundred million Los Angelian's cheerin'.

Multitudes of nations are boycotting.

LeeRoy screwed so bad you can't help from cryin'.

Jadidi so gassed out he looked like he was dyin'.

It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

 

And he won the olympic spot one to three.

The wrestlers are all trimming their weights.

And he won the olympic spot one to three.

It's hard for LeeRoy to win against the lawyer's tricks.

 

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.

Then Father Gable will call his Hawkeye home.

The wise Lewboo will bow down before the throne.

And at his feet he'll cast his ill-gotten gold.

When the lawyer comes around.

 

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.

Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.

Whoever is filthy rich like me, let him be filthy rich still.

They changed the rules long written down.

When the lawyer comes around.

 

Here come the lawyers, Lewboo playing the Piper.

One hundred million Los Angelian's cheerin'.

Multitudes of nations are boycotting.

LeeRoy screwed so bad you can't help from cryin'.

MedicineMan photoshoppin'.

It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

 

And he won the olympic spot one to three.

The wrestlers are all trimming their weights.

And he won the olympic spot one to three.

It's hard for LeeRoy to win against the lawyer's tricks.

 

In measured hundredweight and penny pound.

When the lawyer comes around.

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